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Heavy metal is satanic, homosexuality is sinful, abortion is murder, gothic clothing presents the appearance of evil, and skimpy outfits are unChristian.
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Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong... Maybe...
Oh, damn. Out of phail.
Well as soon as God starts existing, I'll take your advice.
"skimpy outfits are unChristian"
But Jesus was crucified nekkid. Surely the skimpier the outfits, the closer you are to how Jesus was when he made the ultimate show of love for humankind.
Picturing Jesus hanging there with his pecker out got me thinking about something, but it looks like it's been thought of before.
:(
Heavy Metal is just loud music, Homosexuality is as natural as eye color, abortion isn't murder because embryos aren't lives or people, gothic clothing can just be in poor taste, and only fat fundies don't like skimpy clothing.
Most heavy metal is very fundamentlist christian.
Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Divine Heresy are all examples of christian metal.
"Heavy metal is satanic"
Listen to Black Sabbath's After Forver, or one of many, many Christian Metal bands, then get back to me. Until then, fuck you.
Could you please point to the bible passages that say that gothic clothing presents the appearance of evil and Heavy metal is satanic?
Never read something about god limiting our tastes for music and AFAIK in terms of clothes there are only limits concerning "showing off" and wearing clothes from the opposite gender
You forgot one:
Christians are retarded.
@Mr Smith
Oooh... that brought up some imagery. I guess you might even call that a whole series of Kodak moments.
@Unbroken - you are a deluded, bigoted and prejudiced dimwit in serious need of a good smacking with a wet rhino - and more than likely a really proper shagging!
Heavy metal is "annoying to people over 25", homosexuality is "against the current status quo", abortion is "getting rid of a parasite", gothic clothing presents the appearance of evil ", but no-one really cares", and skimpy outfits are unChristian "to fundamentalists and damn hot to the rest of us".
I didn't have to change as much as I though I would.
Heavy metal is satanic otherwise why would mercury expand near heat, it grows more powerful the more similar it's environment gets to hell! In hell, mercury is ALL POWERFUL. Mercury is also poisonous to human life! This is proof that dentists are actually evil nephilim seeking to poison young americans. Have you ever noticed that atheism only became an issue after the ADA started using metal fillings? And Richard Dawkins is British, it's a known fact that the Brits have more fillings than any civilization in history!
People don't think about these things, but I do, I THINK about them, I SEE it.
So if there was a goth, that wore gothic, yet skimpy clothes, who listened to heavy metal, had an abortion and was a lesbian....
Would that be the ultimate sinner to this guy?
God wants you to castrate yourself and cut your tongue out, and then have your fingers amputated. It says so in the bible. The verses just before the ones on heavy metal, abortion and gothic clothing.
Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Listening to metal right now, what do you plan to do about it?
gothic clothing presents the appearance of evil,
"Avoiding the appearance of evil" is such a great Fundie catch-all. Bibles (for Fundies) ought to have five blank pages to footnote this passage for clarity and posterity. Fifty pages if you are an Independent Fundamentalist Baptist.
"Heavy metal is satanic"
"homosexuality is sinful"
"abortion is murder"
"gothic clothing presents the appearance of evil"
"skimpy outfits are unChristian"
"Don't like it? Tough, God comes before you."
"But Jesus was crucified nekkid. Surely the skimpier the outfits, the closer you are to how Jesus was when he made the ultimate show of love for humankind.
Picturing Jesus hanging there with his pecker out got me thinking about something, but it looks like it's been thought of before."
That just produced a very sexy image in my mind.
Who knew Jesus could be so hot.
Heavy metal is awesome, homosexuality is fine, abortion is not in any way murder, goth clothing is fun to wear (especially gothic Lolita!), and skimpy outfits, while not my cup of tea, are fine, too.
Heavy metal is satanic
homosexuality is sinful
abortion is murder
gothic clothing presents the appearance of evil,
and skimpy outfits are unChristian.
Don't like it? Tough, God comes before you.
You left one off, douchebag;
Fundy Christians have the thinking power of a gnat.
@Feminazi: Couldn't have said it any better!
Great. Don't listen to heavy metal, don't fuck another guy, don't get an abortion, don't dress like a Goth, don't dress in a halter top, and leave the rest of us alone. See how easy that is?
"gothic clothing presents the appearance of evil"
No shit, Sherlock, got any more bombs to drop?
Oh, right then. I see.
Well, I'm off to a Metallica concert with my bisexual gothic friend and my skimpily clad girlfriend, driven by my mother, who had an abortion early in her life.
"evil" is simply a degrating word people use to aimlessly describe what they don't understand... i respect your beliefs and views, but i would feel much more enlightened if instead of shooting down people of alternitive interests... you simply explain your views and reasons for dislike... in a more constructive manner.. it would be much appreciated...
If god is before me, then I'm behind him, and he is not looking at my attire. Tell me, when god comes before me, will he be naked?
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