(RILEIGHJO shares with us his vision of an alternate reality where Gore won)
if al gore won... i can see it now: a mosque on every corner, al-jazeera at 6:30 everynight, ahkmadenijad in the oval office, katie couric giving lessons on how to wear a burkah, oil rigs in every oil bearing states pumping at full capacity, refineries going up in each state, all bibles burned and replaced with the koran, clinton returns as VP, abu-graibs popping up everywhere, etc. Yeah what a wonderful world it would be.... you are dumb as hell
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M, Bush is responsible for Abu Ghraib. And trying to install a theocracy, and our continued dependency on foreign oil, and come to think of it, a few hundred thousands needless deaths.
And Al Gore isn't Muslim, and were he he still woldn't try to impose his morality like Bush has.
STFU
Al Gore is a deranged Fundamentalist Muslim who wants to create an Islamic Theocracy in the states?
In what universe does that make sense? Well, in your 'alternate universe', it certainly seems to.
oil rigs in every oil bearing states pumping at full capacity, refineries going up in each state
And Al Jazeera on TV? Not such a bad thing, if you know what they're all about... but nobody on the right wing really knows what they're all about.
Let's put it this way -- AlJ might qualify as the Fox of the Arab world, but that's in comparison to all the other mass media being equivalent to CBN or worse. I hope that puts it into perspective...
It COULD NOT possibly be worse than with our present Presidunce in office, and we were 20 times better off with Clinton in the White House(excuse me , make that 100 times, one time for every percent gas prices have gone up under our current ass-lick of the rich and war-profiteers, Bush in office)!
Mosques on every corner? I'd be fine with it, as long as the Muslims keep the first amendment in mind.
Al-Jazeera is a separate channel. And I believe it's available in the US, but not easy to find.
Ahmadinejad in the Oval Office? Fortunately the fact that he wasn't born here means he can't become president.
Katie Couric talking about Burqas? No one pays attention to Katie Couric any more.
Oil rigs and refineries in every state? With Al Gore's pro-environment reputation? Someone hasn't been paying attention.
The rest of it is not worth commenting on.
oil rigs in every oil bearing states pumping at full capacity, refineries going up in each state,
Funny, I thought it was Bush who was into those two - even in protected wildlife areas, if memory serves.
Pardon me, sir, but your complete ignorance of Al Gore's stances on just about every issue is showing, as is your total lack of knowledge on how our government works.
-pb
See, I'm still pissed-off at Clinton, but these fundies have it in for him for all the wrong reasons. Hell, the man was practically Republican in most of his "screw the poor, more power to the rich" policies. And don't get me started on "don't ask, don't tell" -- I'm <i>still</i> too much of a raging queen for the services, and I could beat most soldiers I know unconscious with their own limbs.
Bearing in mind that it was Bush who signed the contract with the Saudi Royal family, and that muslims make less than 2% of the population and, at the same time, they advocate birth control(Gore Ad.), you're projecting TOO MUCH.
"I don't like Al Gore and I don't like Muslims, therefore Al Gore would have turned the country over to the Muslims."
Fundie logic at its finest.
One, Ahmadinejad can NEVER be president since he's not a US citizen. Schwarzenegger is banned from running for office because he wasn't born here either.
Two, what the HELL is wrong with Al-Jazeera?!? They cover news no one else will cover (besides Fox when they aren't giving BS.)
Third, NO book can be legally banned in the United States without failing the really-hard-to-fail Miller Test. Therefore, no bible shall be burned.
Turns out Al Gore was more than willing to sell CurrentTV to Al-Jazeera because I guess money trumps morals even for him. Hey, flying all over the world talking about wasteful carbon footprints is expensive, yo.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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