usachinanukewar #fundie

This day, I’m gotta smash and shatter all the pillars in the deep bunkers, flattening and crumpling all the bunkers. Oh, baby, this gotta takes a whole day.

After finishing this task, I’m gotta fly back to my new home city, the new Capital City of the whole world, Jerusalem.

And, of course, I’m gotta take a shower or even a bath, wiping out all the stink smells relating to those deep bunkers.

And, I’m gotta lock my sword in the basement of my mansion. Lord Jesus Christ is going to give every single Christian a mansion as reward.

And, I’m gotta lock the door of the basement in my mansion. I don’t need my sword anymore after executing those brazen banking cartels. I need no more sword.

I wanna see every single drop of blood of my own kind, both Chinese and Taiwanese, to be paid back.

IF I can be the executioner, the better. I’m gotta be the most horrifying invisible thing ever.

This is my secret biography, the title,

I Am “The Thing”.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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