Wow, all of these blasphemous words, well mark my words, you shall pay for these acts, either at the Lord's hands or mine through a bullet, sword, burning, stabbing, hanging, or a homemade bomb in your house
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I swear to God, George Lucas had to base the Sith Lords on Fundies.
"YOU EITHER BELIEVE IN MY GOD OR I WILL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY...ARGHARGHHARGHH!!!"
I'm not going to lie, it does scare because fundies are friggin' crazy for God, especially the extremist followers of Islam.
hmm some people have called this guy muslim and christian without even reading his name, He's Jewish, he even says so further down the page.
edit: damn you cool cats you beat me to it.
I hope homeland security is looking you over.
Kind of refreshing though, this is a Jewish nutjob, instead of Christian or Muslim.
Sweet Jesus, this whole group scares me. Just look at this post from someone else on there:
"you wanna know what i think of gays.... well here ya go, plain and simple
Homosexuality is a mental illness, its a disease. and that disease needs to be stopped, whether that be by shooting, burning, hanging, torturing or any other forms of murder. they deserve a holocaust! they should be mass executed. i have the strongest hate against them
dont call me homophobic because that means a fear of homosexuals, but wut i have is a strong hate for them. they are not people, they dont deserve to live. they deserve no pity from anyone."
Yes, cuz God loves the violence.
"Every time you kill a kitten, God masterbates."
So basically you're saying there's two suspects for the crime.
1. You.
2. Your imaginary friend.
Gee, I can't wait to see which one the police decide to compile a dossier on.
I'd be highly surprised if you knew how to make any kind of explosive, let alone pull it off without killing yourself.
I'd suggest starting with nitroglycerin. It's the safest to make, as long as you keep it at a simmer.
Pffft. Sticks and stones, dickhead. Your god can go fuck himself for all we care.
@James: Hahahaha! Classic! He'll have a lot of fun for sure.
I would honestly love for religious nutjobs to come to my house and try to commit evil shenanigans. I haven't fired a weapon at another human being since I was deployed.
So yes! Fuck you and your God right in the anus!
in order to shoot me, stab me, burn me, hang me, or bomb me, you'd have to know where I live. So I'm not overly worried.
Fuck your religion and fuck your god and fuck you, asshole!
Israeli terrorist-in-training?
Nice to know that EVERY country in the middle east, arab or jewish, is batshit insane.
EDIT: Wait a minute, he's Nigerian ? Dammit, go back to your country's tried-and-true economic policy of spamming e-mails offering us millions of dollars to borrow our bank accounts!
Didn't know Mossad was operating on Myspace.
EDIT: Oh, so he's Nigerian. So MYSPACE is the new scammers' hunting ground, huh?
Confused?
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