[on why chemistry explained Creationism]
Water's formula hasnt evolved since the creation of earth, H2O is water, and the combination couldnt be anything else to be called water.
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Haven't you heard? Water was replaced worldwide by Hydrogen Oxide, or Oxygen Hydrate, depending on where you're swimming.
Heavy water
Let's make the water turn black.
Actually, the unique structure of water gives it certain properties that made the origin of life possible.
Still, fundies would definetly call this a "design by God", so it doesn't really help us.
An inability to distinguish two different fields of science -- I should have realized there's no floor to ignorance.
Someone should send her an email describing polywater, without mentioning it was a lab mistake, then suggest she read Cat's Cradle . Wonder if she likes gaslight :-)
Really? C'mon. No one is this fucking stupid. Seriously. I've been reading seriously fucking stupid shit all night and then I run across this and it's like, this is the most seriously fucking stupid thing I've read tonight. Alissahoo actually thinks the theory of evolution predicts water will evolve? Seriously? Holy shit, this is retarded even by fundie standards. I mean, hell, Ken Hamm is probably looking at this and saying, "Oh, my God. That is fucking stupid." Hovind wouldn't make this argument. A fucking first-grader in a fundie school probably knows better than this. Christ, WATER probably knows better than this! What. The. Fuck.
Yes, and tables are still tables, and cars are still cars, and the sun and the moon, can I have a sandwich please? Hold the mayo, thanks.
I think that we can thank Kent Hovind for this bit of inanity. On his list of types of evolution, including biological and cosmic evolution, there is a category he calls "chemical evolution."
Its a schema that is very appealing to people who are as ignorant of chemistry as Hovind is.
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