When the time comes, Jesus is going to relax His hold on the Strong Nuclear Force, and the protons are going to fly apart --- described in the Bible as "melting".
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I believe that the verse he is referring to is from “The Radiation Of St. Epsilon”, one of the uncannonized books of the Holy Bible: Yellowcake Edition. “For sayeth Jebus, as was written in Deuterons, Helium-9, Lithium-6; For I am the fission of men, I am the Alpha particle and the Omega Man, the blinding light of my father, in his name we pray for proliferation, the Fat Man’, and the Little Boy’. Atom.
what Crosis said....
This is a rerun, so I'll rerun a comment.
Tommo 13:4
What happens when atomic nucleii disintegrate is 'melting' in much the same way as shooting someone in the head, sixteen times, with .50 calibre hollowpoint rounds, would be a polite request to 'keep off my front yard'.
@Zipperback
So Jesus is Dr. Manhattan now?
God, surely. Wasn't he off to create human life in a simpler galaxy at the end of the book?
"described in the Bible as "melting"."
What do you mean Jesus hasn't done anything in 2,000 years? During that time, he has saved BILLIONS. The past 2,000 years have been some of the most active year's in God's economy, as He has sent the Holy Spirit to convict billions of people their sin and lead them to repentence in Christ. According to the Bible, the reason that Jesus has tarried for all of this time is because he is withholding judgment. If Jesus returned today, he would be forced to condemn most of the people on this site to an eternity in the fires of hell. Jesus' "delay" simply gives you another day to choose to repent and trust him as Saviour.
Actually, this is what some cosmologists call the "Big Rip" -- a point at which the universe becomes so spread out that the strong force can't hold anything together. If proton decay is not possible and the universe is flat or expanding (as we believe it to be), there may come a point where all matter simply disintegrates -- atomic nuclei fall apart, quark confinement collapses, total protonic reversal, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria, that sort of thing.
It's bad. But the fun part is that it's so far in the future that life itself may not be able to survive that long, never mind humanity.
Okay. As someone who barely managed to pass high school physics, as someone who had trouble with basic Newtonian mechanics, I can say only one thing:
What. Seriously, WHAT!
What are you talking about? Do you have a source for this? Even a Bible verse? And I think melting describes the change of state from a solid to a liquid, not the when the nucleus of an atom goes flying apart. Actually, I think that's called nuclear fission. Does Jesus cause all nuclear fission? Could Jesus stop nuclear fission if he wanted too? Does that mean Jesus could have saved all the innocent people who were killed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Is it thanks to Jesus that we have radiometric dating, which you probably deny work?
Jesus: 'I'm melting... MEEEELLLLTIIIIINGGGGGG!111ONE1eleventyone1'
Scientist at CERN: 'We'll get you, and your little God too! '
>:D X3
And AV1611VET ever saying anything relevant to science? Sure, and monkeys might fly out of my butt! [/smartarse]
...and I bet AV1611VET is a Friend of Dorothy too. [/"Wizard of Oz"]
...just keep ignoring the man behind the curtain, pal.
@Alethe
'Demiurge'? Nah, I prefer the Derpy urge: where a cute boss-eyed pegasus pony offers you a muffin. (*melts *) <3 :3 [/"MLP:FiM"]
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