Contraception is telling God that you will not serve him with your body. And when you start telling God "No, I will not serve. I will not be fruitful and multiply as you command me to in this marriage. No, I will not serve you this way, God." Ah, but you've just signed up with someone else who said he wouldn't serve and then crawled out of the garden on his belly eating the dust.
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Gee, you know if you removed God from the first three sentences of your little spiel and replaced him with "The Fatherland", you'd have a nice little part of a Nazi propaganda speech by Hitler in 1940.
Contraception is telling God that you will not serve him with your body. Well, unlike you, I don't want to be God's little slut, so when my time comes, I'll strap a sinful, evil, God-denying latex sock over my penis, thank you very much.
Everyone knows God wants you to pop out babies left and right until you're up to your ears in debt and have ten children you can't send to college. Because married women are just baby factories.
Tell me where in the Bible the devil says "I will not serve".
So God wants desperately poor couples to make themselves and their potential children even poorer by an endless progression of children?
"Contraception is telling God that you will not serve him with your body. And when you start telling God "No, I will not serve. I will not be fruitful and multiply as you command me to in this marriage. No, I will not serve you this way, God."Okay. God, I will not serve. I will not be fruitful and multiply as you command me to in this marriage. No, I will not serve you this way, God. Actually, I won't serve you in any way, God.
So, what? Better to be a fucked-out flabby mess from delivering more kids than you can handle because "God wanted it that way?" If you don't have any kids already, for crying out loud get your tubes tied and adopt a few. We don't need more people, especially when there's quite a large number of kids that have nowhere to go to begin with.
No one is refusing to serve your God. Your God does not exist and therefore cannot be served no matter how much you might want to.
No, what's happening here is people are refusing to serve the power-mad, delusional, amoral pricks who call themselves God's mouthpieces.
"telling God that you will not serve him with your body"
I thought that God hated teh ghey? Even if that weren't the case, seeing as I'm straight, there's no way I'd want to 'serve' him with my body. Even if he was the 'bottom'.
Now, if God can change genders, and appear as Marilyn Monroe or Bettie Page however - YOWZA! Not even the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse could stop me from 'tenderly serving' God(dess)!
So if you god is omnipotent, why can his will be thwarted by mere human intervention? Why is a thin layer of latex something your omnipotent god has such a problem with? He made Mary pregnant, so why can't he just magic it up like that to make whomever he wants pregnant? And why is there a ~20% rate of miscarriages for known pregnancies? If your god exists, it makes him the most prolific abortionist ever known.
“Contraception is telling God that you will not serve him with your body.”
"And when you start telling God "No,”
"Ah, but you've just signed up with someone else”
Confused?
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