Athiests are so unintelligent. The bible is clear proof of God's existence.
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I can´t stop laughing. The Bible is proof of God?, natürlich, no sacred book is going to critisise the religion it holds, it´s the other way round. Religion comes first and the book, if there is any AFTER.
Right, and Grimm's Fairytales is clear proof of the existence of witches, goblins, dragons, magic potions, etc. Oh wait ... you probably believe in all those things, too
Please let this be a Poe, since it's too easy.
Oh, heck, I'll say it anyway: Non-Hindus are so unintelligent. The Vedas are clear proof of the gods' existence.
.. and comics are proof that Superman, Wonder Woman, the Green Lantern, ect. walk and live among us.
Riiiiiight. Just because you write down that something exists, dosn't make it so. That's called 'fiction' - and it's where your precious Babble belongs.
Wait a minute, you aren't in the Bible Kitty, so you don't exist, so how would you know! Duh, fundies are so stupid!
Oh look. I got a bunch of people to ghost-write a book for me. In this book it says that I can fly and shoot lightning bolts out of my anus, so obviously it must be true.
Someone tore one of the first pages out of the bible... you know, the one that says "This book is a work of fiction and any relation to persons living, dead or all-powerful is unintentional."
.. and comics are proof that Superman, Wonder Woman, the Green Lantern, ect. walk and live among us.
BAH!
The Green Lantern Corps is just a fable made up by the Guardians of Oa to keep the citizens of the galaxy in line.
@tracer
Oh, don't get me started on them Oans. Galactic order, personal police force, selfish use of the Emerald force! Nazis, communists, socialist remakers of the natural order!
Who the fuck do they think they are trying to protect all from apocalyptic chaos and dictatorship? They should enter the private sector and sell that power off to the rich so the full impact of marketplace can be utilized to make the rich richer.
Sorry
I had a Right-Wing Republican moment.
Oans are ok, really.
Fuckin' inerstellar Liberal scum that they are, still, they're OK,. I guess.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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