futuredog0987 #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Masturbating is giving in to the temptation of the devil to sin.

Asides from defiling your spirit it has quite a few other harmful side effects:

Blindness
Hairy Hands & Palms
Sexual Dysfunction and Desensitization
Cancer of the reproductive organs
Increased pubic hair growth
As well as schizophrenia and depression in the long run.

Don't do it!

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