["But I pray that it will happen as it did in the Roman Empire where Christians were attempted destroyed for 300 years, but where they eventually became the majority without political or religious means."]
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"I'm a Christian, do you hate me?"
"Erm... no."
"Noooooo, i'm not a true Christian! Hate me! Hate me you fucker!" *smack* *kick*
"Alright, alright, I hate you!"
hmmm. so the mandatory swearing on the bible in court, as well as the 'in God we Trust' makes christians a minority in america? and the excommunication of all who were not christian in europe? but of course, the christians were still a minority then.
True Christians live their lives following every 'law' of the bible.
Which is not limited to: killing everybody that doesn't believe in your god, destroying towns where people believe in other gods and stoning raped women because they didn't scream loud enough(unless she's a virgin and it was in a field where nobody could hear her, then she's stoned because she isn't a virgin on her wedding night)
It does explain why 'true Christians' will never be a majority.
Unless you are referring to "True Christians," which would be
1) Jesus, and
2) A few other people
Using Fundie-logic, Jesus was not, in fact, a True Christian.
Um, Europe for most of its history? North and South America?
Oh, wait, you mean your own peculiar little branch of fundies, don't you?
"No Christian dares be a majority."
"But I'm a Christian, and I'm a majority!"
"Ay, but no TRUE Christian dares be a majority!"
TheOutsider : Using Fundie-logic, Jesus was not, in fact, a True Christian.
True, not anymore he wouldn't be thought of as one, even though he himself had not words at all on either homosexuality or abortian.
I do, however, remember some words about "Render unto Ceasar's what is Ceasar's, and what it God's unto God."
*sigh*
????? what history books have you been reading?
Well this makes an almost refreshing change from "America is a Christian nation!". Hey, Jeff, you pig-ignorant jerk-off, I guess you missed that part of reality where there's a Christian church on almost every street corner in America. In fact, a small town might not even have a McDonald's but you can be damned sure that it will have at least 3 churches.
...true Christians, not worldly fakes)...
You tip your hand, Jeff, when you insert the No True Scotsman defense in the middle of your wildly inaccurate rant.
"I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!"
Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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