So? Just because I've never had sex doesn't mean I don't know anything about it. I've learned a LOT from my friends and family. And reading Brad Henning's book. Oh, and uh, the Bible.
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Damnit, you people always steal the good comments! :P
JoJo!, you may know a lot about the physical aspect of sex, but based on previous comments you show you know very little about the emotional aspect of sex and its role in romantic relationships.
"About the Author
Brad Henning has a Bachelor of Arts degree from Seattle Pacific College. He has spent thirty years working with junior high, senior high, and college students in the area of relationships and abstinence. In 1994 he founded Life Resources, a non-profit organization founded to carry on his work with youth. He and his wife, Barbara, live in Puyallup, Washington."
Yeah, he sounds like the sort of person I'd go to for information about sex. As opposed to, you know, a medical doctor, biologist, anatomist, anthropologist, relationship counselor, sex therapist, or sexologist.
And, come to think of it, do you really want to hear about sex from someone who disliked it so much that their career is to advise people to remain abstinent?
Hey, don't knock the sex information in the bible. Check out my favorite passage:
Ezekiel 23:19-21
19: Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21: So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
Sierra - Unfortunately, xe.com/ucc/ doesn't seem to list "food for African children for one day" as a valid currency. Kind of like how most value converters don't have units like "Libraries of Congress" or "Volkswagen Beetles", I suppose. Too bad, as I would really like to see that, too.
And now something more on-topic. Curse this inborn curiosity of mine! If only I could live up to this shining example of willful ignorance, I too could be assured a place in heaven! Instead, I spend all of my time "learning" and "thinking", and everyone knows God doesn't love you if you think.
The true church is like a garden of pure ideology. Each of the members may bloom, secure from the pests purveying contradictory thoughts. Their unification of thought is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. They are one people. With one will, one resolve, one cause.
Now we just need a woman in running shorts and a tank top to throw a hammer through the church windows.
Bigfoot, that's my favorite part of the Bible also. I wonder why I never heard of it until I read it. As far as I can tell, it's never been the focus of any Sunday sermon...anywhere.
Update! You can no wear the scripture with pride!
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/75582
In context what she have said before, I hope JoJo never indulge in sex (because it would be devastating for the intellectual genepool).
The bible has never been a good source for sexual education - unless you like childmolestation or rape.
And what her friends and family "teach" her about sex I rather not think about...
The quote about Brad Henning has a funny hidden message:
Brad Henning [...] He has spent thirty years working [...] in the area of relationships and ABSTINENCE. [...] He and his wife, Barbara (NO SONS ?), live in Puyallup, Washington.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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