What? You're only 17 and you're bi-sexual? You just couldn't wait to start your whoring lifesyle could you!? It's obvious you're a whore because don't just stick to having sex with just one gender. You're greedy whoring ass wants sex with both. Shame on you!
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The FAQ is here:
http://www.fstdt.com/winace/fundies/fstdt_faq.htm
Q. What's a 'Fundie'?
A. Fun·die Pronunciation Key (fnd)
A usually religious person or entity characterized by one or more of the following: an extreme lack of rationality, fondness of logical fallacies, repeated use of emotional appeals, rigid adherence to Bronze Age mythology, endorsement of pseudoscientific nonsense, opposition to the First Amendment, bigotry and discriminatory attitudes towards minority groups, belief that certain children's media is the work of Satan, and propensity to post Bible verses instead of valid argument.
"What? You're only 17 and you're bi-sexual? You just couldn't wait to start your whoring lifesyle could you!? It's obvious you're a whore because don't just stick to having sex with just one gender. You're greedy whoring ass wants sex with both. Shame on you!"
Jealous? Not getting any, much?
His screen name is NautyKnight, honestly?
I'm thinking what he really wants is a Naughty Night with said 17 year old.
Bisexuality does not work that way.
Also:
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See that confuses me because I thought fundie implied some sort of religious stupidity, since there is a Jesus w/shotgun on the front.
this site is so confusing.
You just couldn't wait to start your whoring lifesyle could you!? It's obvious you're a whore because don't just stick to having sex with just one gender. You're greedy whoring ass wants sex with both. Shame on you!
Keep talking....almost there....
What makes a bi a whore? Even bi sexual people can be in relationships and not be whores/sluts. As a straight person I say this: Fuck you, bi sexuals, homosexuals, asexuals and us all deserve respect and love
What? You're only 17 and you're heterosexual? You just couldn't wait to start your whoring lifesyle could you!? It's obvious you're a whore because you just want to have sex with the opposite gender. Your greedy whoring ass wants sex with the opposite gender. Shame on you!
Oddly enough, it doesn't make as much sense anymore...
I mean, obviously if someone identifying themselves as bi-sexual must be chomping at the bit for sex, sex, sex, then someone identifying themselves as heterosexual must also be as eager for sex, but just with half as many options.
Aww, how sad it must be for you, that someone's capacity for love exceeds the ability of your simple mind to categorize it into nice neat boxes. Is it that the person in question isn't entirely gay, and you can't flame him/her for that instead? Perhaps the person is female, and you're not invited to watch?*grins and winks*
(dry sarcasm)
Being bisexual myself, my opinion on bisexuality, is that it's not about wanting more sex with more partners. At least in my case, it's about gender not being an automatic dealbreaker when looking for a romantic partner. When I look at the potential for a relationship with someone, I look at important things like compatibility and partnership, not something simple like gender.
Main Entry: whore noun hore , from Old English hore ; akin to Old Norse hora whore, horr adulterer, Latin carus dear more at charity
1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute
As a seventeen-year-old, virginal, horny bisexual, I just want to say "oh god how I wish that was true".
"Yeah, how dare she come to terms with a deep and private aspect of her personality at a young enough age to allow her to cope with it as she matures! She should be denying it to herself until she's old and bitter, like I did!"
Looking past the irony of this guy's username "NautyKnight", I feel it as my duty to point out what Bisexual means:
Bi=having an interest with both male and female partners.
Bisexuality doesn't work like that. It means persons attracted to both men and women. They, like heterosexuals, still need to find a particular person attractive before wanting to have sex with him or her.
How do you know she has started her whoring lifestyle? She might be a virgin, she might have lost her virginity the day before or she might have slept with 14 guys and 12 girls. Her sexual orientation says nothing about how many she's slept with.
Sexual orientation is not about "want", it's about your nature.
What? You're only 17 and you're bi-sexual?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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