Terrence Walsh #fundie amazon.com

I don't know what the other people who have negatively reviewed this game are talking about. Jesus loves me, apparently unlike some other Christians who left reviews here. After I heard about this game I prayed and won the pick 4 lotto the same day. That allowed me to build a kicking system that could play this game. Seriously, my PC is worth more than my stepdad's trailer home. My theory is to not bother Jesus all the time unless you really really want something. What I really really wanted was a chance to virtually blow away some non-believers without all the messy real world consequences.

Man did this game deliver! I'm seriously thinking about holding back a bit on my religious views just so I get "left behind" for real during the rapture. A little white lie here, a bit of fornication there and I should be good to not go. All those people that get taken right to heaven are going to miss out on some serious guilt-free [...]-kicking of people who haven't embraced Jesus's message of love, faith and peace.

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