262 #sexist rooshvforum.com

["Girl Quotes Translated to English"]

Her: [Flakes on date]
Her, later: "Sorry," + lame excuse = "I'm not an adult who keeps commitments ... with you, anyway. But since I ACTUALLY bothered to send you this beta-bait text, as opposed to simply giving you radio silence, I'll let you orbit me"

You: [Texting at the right pace to now ask her out]
Her: [Radio silence] = "Thanks for the attention, but bye! Oh, and I don't care that I wasted your time. But how dare those bad-boys pump 'n dump ME and waste MY TIME! It keeps happening too ..."

"I could never be a stay-at-home mother" = "Even though I complain about my job not being fulfilling, because I don't understand that there's a reason they must PAY someone to do this, I value that sterile, temporary, and opportunistic relationship more than that which I would have with my own future children"

"I'm not going to have kids until I'm at least 35" = "I either don't know about fertility and age-related effects such as down syndrome, or I do, but I still don't care about the health of my own future children"

"I'll never have kids" = "I offer absolutely no reason for a guy to commit to me, because I figure some thirsty Beta eventually will, and I'll rationalize it, though I will still cross my fingers for an Alpha"

"Age is just a number" = "I'm old"
"I age like wine" = "I'm old"
"XX is a good female's age for you to date" = "I think your sexual market value will get you milk that's only [XX - 22] years spoiled"

At the end of the day, almost all of them boil down to this:


Pretty much all the catchphrases:
"Fuck you, I do what I want when I want. With no regard for personal accountability"



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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