"Jesus never went to Japan. He didn't have to. It was uninhabited during his time."
GEOGRAPHY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
"And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark Satanic mills"
Here in Yorkshire. There's plenty of space to rebuild the Temple. Which means the fundies are screwed when Jesus reappears wearing a flat cap, pint of beer in hand & ferret in his trousers, saying 'Eee, bugger t'Rapture, I can't be arsed! You fundies can go bugger theeseln's. 'Appen I'll tek thee Atheists oop t' 'Eaven, ye'll 'ave a reet gradely time oop there.'
*fiddles about in trousers* 'Stop wrigglin' about y'bloody ferret!'