I had an embedded demonic spirit once -
it was running from me in such stark terror it ran right into that tree and got it's little pointy head stuck.
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I bedded a few demonic spirits in my time, too, but you don't hear me complaining.
PS. The second sentence is hilarious, but I want to know what happened next. Did you kick it in the butt, or what?
Please please please be a troll post. But no it's not. I know it isn't. Fucking idiot demonist fucks. Thanks, once again, for making us all look like morons, "Balance."
Embedded demons are a bitch to debug anyway. I mean, yeah, you've got debuggers and things like that on the development board, but what happens when you try to actually run it in the system? You don't want to wind up grinding gears just because the demon tried to take possession of the machine and interfered with the drive train routines. Concurrency issues out the wazoo there.
I read that thread. Balance has a picture of a gaping-mouthed great white as his avatar. What a comforting image for a Spirit-filled christian.
Sadly, I don't think this is a troll. His other posts boast of casting out demons without any trouble. Whether he OD'ed on the holy spirit or mescaline in this instance is still up for debate.
An embedded demon?
Like in your DVD player?
Tell you wut man I had me one o' them dang ol' embedded spirits man, damn thing gots dang ol' pointy head man, sheeeeeeeeew, just runnin' man, terrified. Go straight damn into the dang old tree man, like ... pah. Got his self dang ol' stuck man, pointy head, man.
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