You know why he’s REALLY in prison. It has nothing to do with taxes! ... This is not a political free feral. As Christians we are at war with all those who want us silenced.
My family finally found out the status of Dr. Hovind. He’s in solitary confinement and the government is trying to put him in prison overseas. There is only one reason for this, THEY WANT HIM DEAD! I’m done being quiet, I’m ready to stand with him and the God he serves!!!!!!!!
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They are actually bothering to do all that to protect him from the rest of the prisoners, who are not Sisters of Mercy nuns, and he, who, after all, IT'S ALL ABOUT TAXES. Again, if they want him dead, is a funny way to express it.
Ohh! Ohh! Teacher, pick me. I KNOW what god he serves - it's even mentioned in the bible:
"No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other; or else he will be devoted to one and despise the other. You can't serve both God and Mammon" Matthew 6:24
Mammon = greed, avarice, etc.
Hovind is not in solitary confinement. He was in protective guard for a short time due to threats made against him by other inmates, but these were quickly revealed to be bogus and he was released into the general population a few days after arriving at the institution. The goverment can not move him or any other US citizen prisoner overseas. No one wants him dead. He is in prison for defrauding the government out of more than 800,000 dollars in legitimately owed taxes. That's it. There's nothing personal about it.
So you ready to go to jail for tax evasion and lying? You and your fellow "joke martyrs"? Fakes! Go to North Korea where persecution is real and people die for the faith, then claim that title, until then you are nothing more than whiny fakes!
You know why he’s REALLY in prison.
Yes, I do. By the way, that should probably be a question, not a statement.
It has nothing to do with taxes! ... This is not a political free feral.
You don't actually know what "feral" means, do you?
He’s in solitary confinement and the government is trying to put him in prison overseas.
As has been pointed out already, he's not in solitary confinement. Personally I think he should be for his own protection before someone shivs him because of his incessant babbling stupidity but that's another topic.
There is only one reason for this, THEY WANT HIM DEAD!
Very shortly the other prisoners may, indeed, want him dead but the government has no reason to.
I’m done being quiet, I’m ready to stand with him and the God he serves!
Cheat on your taxes to the tune of nearly a million dollars and you too can be locked away. If you're lucky they'll put the both of you in the same cell together. Good luck!
No, you dumb fuck. He is in prison for tax evasion. All of you, just get over it. The man broke the law, and he must pay for his crime. You people are NOT above the law.
WTF is up with the fundie double standard? If an atheist went to jail for tax evasion, they'd never stop crowing about how this forever proves that atheists are immoral scum. But instead, Hovind goes to jail for the same thing and it's a great conspiracy to make him a martyr!
Just shut up, you free feral pig.
I know why he's really in prison. Either he really thinks he is better than the rest of us and doesn't have to pay his taxes, or he really really likes it in the ass and this is the only way he can get some without being pulled over by vice for picking up a rent boy at 4 in the morning.
( Yes fundies, I can play at false dichotomies too :) )
Hovind is a tax cheat. He merits zero sympathy. Why you pick HIM as your messiah is completely beyond me.
And how, exactly, did your family find out the true status of "Dr." Hovind? Did they pray over the Bibble or just look up paranoid fantasies on the internet?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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