Alltaxationistheft #fundie telegraph.co.uk

Fast forward 50 years & the grand Mufti of the United Caliphate of great Britain is making his eve of Ramadan address to the faithful from the Great Mosque in London.
He wants to pay special thanks to the media owners back in the 2010s for the magnificent job they did in keeping the non believers pacified & calm as the faithful moved into every position of power & allowed the sword of Islam to decimate them & bring many to the true religion. He said that if Newspapers such as the Telegraph hadn't been prepared to distort the truth & hide the gradual conquest form the non believers they may well have risen up whilst they were still strong enough so to do.
He urged Muslims to be generous now that the caliphate was secure especially he urged Muslim masters to be merciful to their Kaffir slaves. Whilst accepting the right of believers to do as they liked with their slave property he suggested that no kaffir under the age of seven should be used for bodily pleasures

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