Consistent
Dear Mr. Myers,
To be wrong is always acceptable, because we are human. But, to be consistently wrong, especially when you call yourself a Professor, is going way beyond the bounds of good sense. Anyone who even gives ear to people such as Dawkins and Kitchens is no less than a fool. There is nothing wrong with being a fool, but teaching others to be one is unacceptable and irresponsible, at the very least. Furthermore, to have a degree or degrees in biology and to still believe in Darwinian theory, shows ignorance in the worst degree. Macro evolution is founded on absolutely nothing but blind faith. No evidence has ever been provided for it. Several hokes and false attempts, but no real evidence. A large group of sciences, including biologists, have concluded that the theory is false. Why, other than you can make a living no way else, that a professional biologist would continue on with such a shenanigan, is beyond comprehension. It is a poison to society and you are one who doses it out. As common as a drug dealer. I hope you will come to your senses, as a thinking rational man, before too long. If it is the result of bitterness about something in your past...get over it.
Sincerely,
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Good thing no one seems to care what you think, Mr. Aprile. The fact is, a GREAT DEAL of evidence for evolution is present. Your "large group of scientists" is vastly outweighed by the OVERWHELMINGLY COLOSSAL group on the other side.
By the way, I love how you seem to be implying that evolution being wrong would necessitate the existence of God when this is, in fact, not the case.
The same would be applied to you. First of all, 99% of biologists know that evolution is the right theory. What?, are they all wrong except you, who surely hold no diploma on the subject whatsoever?. Apply your own philosophy, instead of telling people what to do.
You sure typed a lot. Unfortunately you didn't actually say anything.
How about instead of just prattling on endlessly you, instead, support your fucking argument . Writing someone to tell them they're wrong without telling them why they're wrong is a colossal waste of time for everyone involved. You did nothing but parrot long refuted creationist tripe, added no original thoughts of your own and completely avoided any actual points of support for your position.
Perhaps Answers in Genesis would be willing to hire you. You appear to have the skill set needed. Now all you have to do is doctor up a fake Ph.D. in some completely irrelevant field and you'll be on their payroll in no time.
Good luck.
Well he learned to spell, but the typical Christian bigoted hatred still shows through. And that's one main reason I can never be a Christian. No matter how much you want to be nice, you have to deal with the fact that your religion demands you hate certain people.
Wow. I didn't think it was possible for such a short paragraph to contain so much fail.
Seriously I thought there was a limit on how much fail could be contained in each internet post.
*Walks away shaking head in disbelief*
Dear Michael Aprile,
To be wrong is always acceptable, because we are human. But, to be consistently wrong, especially when you call yourself a Sane Person, is going way beyond the bounds of good sense. Anyone who even gives ear to people such as Fundies or Religious Nutjobs is no less than a fool. There is nothing wrong with being a fool, but teaching others to be one is unacceptable and irresponsible, at the very least. Furthermore, to waste your life worshiping and to still believe in "god", shows ignorance in the worst degree. Christianity is founded on absolutely nothing but blind faith. No evidence has ever been provided for it. Several hokes and false attempts, but no real evidence. A large group of sciences, including biologists, have concluded that religion is false. Why, other than you can cope with reality no way else, that a sane person would continue on with such a shenanigan, is beyond comprehension. It is a poison to society and you are one who doses it out. As common as a drug dealer. I hope you will come to your senses, as a thinking rational man, before too long. If it is the result of bitterness about something in your past...get over it.
*fixed*
Kitchens?
Well, you ought to listen to what's going on in the kitchen. Do you ignore your microwave when it beeps? What if something starts burning or a pot boils over?
Oh, you mean Hitchens . . . well, I don't like Hitchens a whole lot either, but still . . . I don't condemn people for liking him a lot, let alone simply listening to what he has to say.
I don't know which is funnier: Michael's inability to write readable English or his understanding (or lack thereof) of biology.
To be wrong is something acceptable and forgivable. To write something this wrong and post it on the internet . . . that's really stupid and incredibly hilarious.
(Imagined reply from professor)
Mr. Aprile,
Thank you for your letter. I enjoyed reading it immensely. In fact, I haven't laughed that hard in some time, perhaps the last time was 25 years ago when I last ingested LSD.
Reading your letter, I was hoping that at the time you wrote it you were under the influence of halucinogenic drugs. Because otherwise what you wrote was just a big bag of douche.
Sincerely,
Dr. Jeffery T. Spalding
Matthew 5:22
See you in Hell!
If I could only be Mr Myers and respond to this twit. Never the less, I am waiting to see this "large group of sciences, including biologist" and their experiments, observations, data, and scientific methodology. Until then Mr Aprile, thank you for the laughs.
"Kitchens" has a great response:
"I've split half-billion year old stones to expose the shells of trilobites, I've seen the bones of Tiktaalik , I've held in my hands the skull of Neanderthal. I've compared the genes of mice and flies, I've studied the embryos of grasshoppers and fish, I've read thousands of papers produced by a scientific community that values curiosity over money. I've also read dozens of books by creationists, and I can say with complete confidence that they, and you, Mr Michael Aprile, are full of shit ."
"A large group of sciences, including biologists, have concluded that the theory is false."
Like Kent Hovind, Ray Comfort, Ken Ham, etc.
I would make a comment concerning Mr.Aprile regarding the body of his text, noteably his ignorance concerning "macro-evolution", & the evidence for it, but Pharyngula beat me to it...
"Whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." - Matthew 5:22
How quickly the fundies forget their own book's contents.
"Kitchens(sic)"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Anyone who even gives ear to people such as Dawkins and Kitchens is no less than a fool"
And anyone who can't spell Hitchens isn't worthy of acknowledgement of being human, least of all being a fool.
Therefore what you say isn't worthy of being read, only dismissed as the ramblings of an idiot and moron.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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