Its all by God's design that Bush became President of the United States, and that we, as a Christian nation, use our mililary force to bring Christianity to the Middle East.
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And I know why Bush can't win. God's powerless against iron chariots, just think about all the cars and tanks driving around trabsporting troops and shooting metal at stuff. It hinders his power imbuing the soldiers. Maybe we should send them in with sticks and simple bronze swords (bronze age tales ask for bronze weapons), I'm sure that victory will be for the taking then.
If Bush is president by god's design it demonstrates an amazing lack of design skills.Unless, of course, god is making some kind of point about morons in government. I might add that perhaps we'd should start looking for another way to introduce Christianity, because under the current scheme we're pretty much getting our ass handed to us.
Riiiiiiight, because all that fire and brimstone nuking cities like Sodom, or earthquakes swallowing up errant tribes whole just didn't cut it.
Seeing as how this is a democracy, people choose who is going to be President. If God wants to take control he would have to take control of the voters temporaily, thus destroying the entire notion of free will.
So, it was also God's design that we had Bill Clinton as president for 8 years?
It seems to me that God must hate both Christians and Muslims. And Jews, too, since Israel isn't what you would call secure. Hmm...think I'll stick with Buddhism, just to be safe.
The promotion of religious ideology by military force has never been successful in the entire history of the human race, what makes you think it would be successful now?
bush is president, because the majority of Americans don't vote and most are easily led, like sheep.
Its all by God's design that Bush became President of the United States
God wouldn't inflict Bush on anybody, we're not a Christian nation (or else we wouldn't have fundies screaming about it), and the Middle East has already got enough Christianity, thanks, come back tomorrow.jouster :
Some Mayans, Incas and Aztecs might disagree.
Maybe not, since most of them died before converting.
Then it must be all by God's design that Obama became President of the United States too, right? Or has God been sacked as designer by now?
If someone was using military force to bring Islam to the US, would you be eager to join in crying Allahu akbar, RJ? I doubt it, somehow. The Middle-Easterners are not going to be eager to be forced into Christianity either, stupid.
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