anyway,i see no mention of judaism by jesus.
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"anyway,i see no mention of judaism by jesus."
He probably didn't think it pertinent since, you know, he was a Jew, his followers were Jews and pretty much everyone he was preaching to were Jews.
"so i can easily be suspicion of you claim, as well."
Good. Maybe you'll look it up for yourself.
"as a matter of fact,there is no mention of judaism in the bible at all."
Good grief. The entire first fucking half of your Wholly Babble was stolen from the Jews you moron. Go to your local Rabbi and ask to see a copy of the Torah. Bring your Babble with you so you can compare.
I'm speechless. I've seen lots of weirdness on this site over the years, but this... [shakes head]
Edit: Another guy in the thread thinks Jesus was a Muslim.
This guy claims Jesus was a muslim, and the true islamic religion existed from the beginning of time, Noah was a muslim, etc. But - no more stupid than the people who think Jesus was a Christian. This guy thinks the Koran is infallible, and points out some obvious contradictions in the bible. And the others point out the contradictions in the Koran and claim the bible has to be read 'in context' (but this doesn't make it any less infallible). It's odd how some people can be so alike, yet totally opposed to each other.
WUT?
You, sir, are completely and irredeemably stupid. I’m not kidding. You are so epically moronic that before now, I had thought your kind of dumbassery to be nothing but a myth.
I mean, this is
this is
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID! This is a How do you even breathe, being as you have no brain?’ kind of stupid.
Oh, and have I mentioned that you are a complete moron? If not, allow me to rectify this mistake: you are a complete moron.
I commend to you Matthew 15, verses 22 to 28.
'I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel'?
Especially as those events supposedly took place in Tyre, a city which according to several verses in Ezekiel didn't exist at that time anyway.
Ahh, here we have that rare and elusive I-drink-nitroglycerin type of stupid.
Seriously, lini, how the fuck do breathe?
there is no mention of judaism in the bible at all.
So I guess Pilate was confused.
And Pilate wrote a title, and put [it] on the cross. And the writing was, JESUS OF NAZARETH THE KING OF THE JEWS. ... Then said the chief priests of the Jews to Pilate, Write not, 'The King of the Jews'; but that 'he said, I am King of the Jews'. Pilate answered, What I have written I have written. (John 19:19-22)
The sum total of what Jesus said and did is certainly not contained in the bible. But wans't he circumcised? That's a Jewish rite. Wasn't he presented in the Temple. Didn't he preach in the synagogue - reading the scroll of Isaiah IN HEBREW! The Jewish language before the Babylonian captivity, and then Aramaic..... Not oa jot of the Law shall fall.....
I smell POE.
There's no mention of Christianity in the (original) bible, bet you didn't know that. KJV is badly mistranslated and untrue, even by (original) Christian standards, learn theologic history if you want to debate.
There was possibly some untrue information somewhere in that comment, if there was, don't come crying to me about it.
Uhh, you and the Jews share a good chunk of your bibles.
*= Or at least I'd assume them to be if they're hanging around in the Jewish afterlife.
gospel of luke goes to great length to demonstrate that jesus is related to david.
as in, the jewish david.
The funny part is that, being a virgin birth and all, Joseph is related, but Jesus isn't.
what the bloody hell am I going on about? None of them existed anyway.
Except for the numerous references you skipped over, of course. Seriously - I know it's not your religion, but could you at least read the fucking book you purport to have knowledge of, asshole?
We're all sitting over here laughing at the idiot who just tripped over the velcro straps on his own shoes.
>>He thinks Jesus was a Muslim. <<
Jesus might have been a Muslim in the literal meaning of the word in Arabic: "one who submits to God".
But I somehow suspect that that is not what lini meant.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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