Sven Longshanks #racist dailystormer.name

People’s eyes are turning blue in Britain.

Researchers think that this is because people find blue eyes attractive, so they are theorizing that it is an evolutionary adaptation to make people more attractive.

There could be another reason though – perhaps our race is adapting to the danger of having Non-Whites in our midst, by ensuring that all White people are born with blue eyes. This would make it much easier for our race to identify suitable mating partners and help to ensure we do not go extinct.

Although the evidence for full scale evolution into different species is scarce, there is ample evidence of our bodies making micro-adaptations to our environment. A micro-adaptation in order to prevent us from dying out, makes much more sense to me than a micro-adaptation to please vanity.

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