"Leonardo Di Vinci found marine growth layers on top of Mt. Everest.By knowing the clams live for ~25 years he was able to figure out that there was ~2500 years of marine growth up there.
The question is,if the earth is only 6,000-7,000 years old and there was a global flood around 4,300 years ago,then why is it that we find ~2,500 years of marine growth layers and not millions of years of growth layers?
We predict that Mt. Everest was under the ocean for ~2,500 before the flood and rose up afterwards.Why do the numbers match so perfectly?"
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Wait, wait...
"Leonardo Di Vinci ... on top of Mt. Everest."
After that statement, anything else you have to say is beneath consideration.
"Leonardo Di Vinci found marine growth layers on top of Mt. Everest."
"Leonardo Di Vinci marine growth Mt. Everest."
"Leonardo Di Vinci Mt. Everest."
"Leonardo Di Vinci Mt. Everest."
Brain broek.
Clue 1: The first person to reach the top of Mt. Everest did so in 1953.
The Himalays were formed by the pressure of the Indian sub-continent pushing Northwards, so the peak of Everest may once have been at or near sea level.
Not that evolutionfairytale would know that, of course.
Chuck Norris found a blueberry pie in the middle of the Antarctic. By knowing that blueberry pie can be frozen almost indefinitely, he was able to figure out the pie was almost 4 million years old, shortly before roundhouse kicking it to pieces.
The question is, if the Earth is supposed to be 7000 years old and this so-called flood occured 4300 years ago, why does find a 4-million year old pie exist?
We predict that the Earth has been around for several millions of years, and that blueberry pie has existed almost as long. Why do the amazingly vague numbers match so perfectly?
See that? That made about as much sense as what you just posted.
We predict that Mt. Everest was under the ocean for ~2,500 before the flood and rose up afterwards.Why do the numbers match so perfectly?"
Mt. Everest? The top of Mt. Everest wasn't reached until 1953. DaVinci found the clam fossils in the Italian Apennines. The Bible says the Flood was 1,656 years after creation, not 2,500 years.
Da Vinci? Everest?
What?!?
Leonardo Di Vinci climbed Mt. Everest?
My, Sir Edmund Hillary must be terribly disappointed.
WTF is wrong with these people? Can anyone REALLY be this fucking stupid?
Your logic is flawed. Clams might live for 25 yrs, but not all do. Also, Da Vinci never went up Mt Everest.
The answer to your questions are simple: The earth isn't 6 to 7k yrs old. It's Billions of years old.
You can't predict a past event, even more so when it's an imaginary event.
Because Everest wasn't discovered as the highest peak until the 1850s, we can safely assume DaVinci also built a time machine.
Or this is just another example of Lying for Jesus.
It really isn't hard for completely made up numbers to match perfectly. Even a brain dead fundi can do it, as we have plainly seen.
And while Leonardo was a man ahead of his time in many ways, he no more climbed Everest than I rode a bicycle around Pluto before breakfast this morning.
Great post, though. Funniest thing I've read this week.
LOL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Leonardo Da Vinci, an Italian, climbed Mt. Everest in the Himilayas. Not only that, he found clams up there.
Fairy tale is the right terminology. I just hope this Jason is a poe trying to pull people's legs and isn't serious.
So, you make up numbers...
"We predict that Mt. Everest was under the ocean for ~2,500 before the flood and rose up afterwards.Why do the numbers match so perfectly?"
...and then claim they fit with your other presupposed scale?
Yep, that's just good math. And good science.
Please be a poe, because this is destroying the last nano-shred of hope for humanity I had left.
Leonardo Di Vinci, What the hell can't he do?
(Note: to whoever said Leonardo never left Italy, I'm pretty sure he at least went to France)
isn't it amazing that clams managed to climb from the seas to the top of everest in a valiant attempt to escape the flood.
Sadly the attempt failed and they all drowned.
He must mean Leonardo as a young man. He obviously invented the gear he used, or everest wasnt as high back then.
DaVici set the trend which led to Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter !
Leonardo di Vinci .Mount Everest .
Dude, what the fuck? How did di Vinci get to fucking Tibet? Did the Starship Enterprise pick him up during a beer run to 7/11? Did Ezio join him on this little mountaineering venture?
There's something called crack fic- it's like slash fic, but more WTF then gay porn. Like Sherlock Holmes on Discworld, or crossing Star Wars with the Princess Bride. Dude, this had better be the most fucking epic crack fic ever.
"Leonardo Di Vinci found marine growth layers on top of Mt. Everest"
Nah, that was The Irish-Yugoslavian artist/explorer Loose Toole O'Trec (accompanied by the Sherpa Relaxzing Norstraight), after crossing the Andes by Frog with Michael Palin, prior to painting his most famous artwork, consisting of a three-legged dog and a lampost, entitled 'The Leaning Pee of Towser '.
Leonard O'Da Vinci just liked to drink a bottle of wine and get philosophical all over. X3
Just imagine the look of disappointment on the faces of Hillary and Norgay when they finally reached the summit, only to find the remains of a wooden flying-machine and a life-size statue of the Vitruvian Man instead of a summit cross
It must have been heart-breaking! No wonder they never talked about it.
Confused?
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