The Biblie can be "proven" also. Violate it and see if you do not suffer the consequences.
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Well, seeing that reality violates some of the stuff talked about in the Bible, I guess you're wrong... Unless the current destruction of the environment is caused by Fundies punishing reality for violating their fairytales.
The "Biblie?" Is Johnny making a Freudian slip by combining "Bible" with "lie?"
@JohnR7
The Biblie
JohnR7. Can't spell, can't count, apparently can't read worth a damn. But gee whiz, we knows exactly what God wants. EVERYbody goes to hell.
If yer interested....here's a pic of ol' JohnR7:image
As you can see...he has cut both the hair at his temples and his beard. So I guess he is looking forward to suffering the consequences.
By the way...I snagged that pic from a collection of files that ol' JohnR7 has online (http://home.neo.rr.com/johnr7/ ) which is a veritable treasure trove of insights into his mind. I particularly find the pics of knives and lines of young women and sexy photos of girls in bathing suits most intriguing, considering what kind of fundie Christian JohnR7 claims to be...
And I verified that these pics are his easily enough. He used a slightly modified version of the one I posted in his profile page at CForums.
I felt a little bad at first posting this, but if you put it online, it's not private anymore.
Adrian, I think his thing with the fish is, he's trying to be cute and tell the world that his family let Jesus lead them on (you know, xtianity and fishes and all that)
"The Biblie can be "proven" also. Violate it and see if you do not suffer the consequences."lie .
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what the FUCK? That looks like a child!
Ooh! A falsifiable hypothesis!that meaning of "violate." I'm not that interested in science, you know.
oh pish... I've violated much of the bible for much of my life and I'm still healthy and have a great job and great friends.
Your bible god is powerless - his threats of retribution and punishment are less than an odorless fart in an elevator.
"Biblie" makes me think of some weird furry animal, and JohnR7's telling us to...
.... ew.
@Kitourahime
Oh wow for the Okami ref. Personally, I've never used the reflectors.
Do you know how many things fundies condemn that aren't even mentioned in the biblie? And how many things they ignore? Yeah, shrimp and cloth blends, and tattoos and jewelry, and the word "homosexual" was a translation for "pedophile", and Onan was only disallowed masturbating because it was God's order for him to have a child. Do some research.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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