By Jupiter's Beard. This is what happens when you try to overload the carzy wheelbarrow with insanity.
unions: they dont HAVE to buy unions. unions will support democrats for one reason, and only one: the democrats support the unions. its funny how reciprocation works isnt it? its almost like the things you do come back to you one day, isnt it?
black/hispanics: im assuming you are refering to the poor here, of which there IS caucasian people. even more specifically, the dead horse that is wellfare. because you know, poor people LOVE having less than 200 dollars a month for food. those damned democrat handouts are taking away their motivation to go out and get something better for themselves! sure they are already one broken pipe away from literally living in shit, but thats just more motivation they COULD be having to go find a job(if all the jobs in america hadnt been exported to other countries by rich conservatives who cared for nothing but capitalism and profit).
sex deviants: sex deviants support the democrats because the republicans will try to quash their freeedom to have as much sex as they want with who they want. if you want their vote, you first need to acknowledge they exist without demonizing them for once.
felons: convicted, unpardoned felons cant vote you idiot.
Illegals: you need a SSN to vote. illegal immigrants dont have one
teachers: finally, you mention a group that actually recieves significant quantities of taxpayer dollars. in the form of salary. for doing the job they were hired to do. obviously they are just being bribed by liberals. by you logic, you shouldnt use tax dollars to pay the salaries of US Senators as well.
Sharia law: if sharia law meant that women are nothing more than fuck-puppets, then the middle east would be a very different place. your point is moot.
too tired to refute the rest of your argument. hands getting cramped.