As per my comment in your previous load of cock, just two words: George Zimmer.
(Oh, and check out the rest of the comments. Lulz-a-plenty!)
Unless you (if you actually are him, that is) have secreted a smartphone up your arse - how are you going to charge it? I doubt there's a mains power socket in your rubber room (then there's the matter of shoving said charger up your arse too). And portable solar arrays are usually larger than the device you want to charge it with.
Otherwise, nice try 'ma(short)bus'. PROTIP: He follows a very specific usage of templates that he spams with, and your 'new' one just doesn't cut it, in terms of convincing us. Thus...:
"So tell us, Navaros, does God sport an Almighty Bottom too?"
God had better invest in some titanium underpants, if he knows what's good for him. Because once the LHC does what it was designed to do, he's gonna get royally arseraped by it. He'll have to do a 27km Goatse.
Lube up, God! >:D
"The real Mabus is currently being held in a mental institution, undergoing psychiatric evaluation to see if he is fit to stand trial for issuing many, many death threats."
If he is, he'll be found guilty of potential terrorist acts, and thrown into jail (where - like Kent Hovind - he'll become Bubba's bitch & cumdumpster >:D) and the key thrown away. Or if he isn't, he'll be be put in a nut farm permanently, as a threat to normal decent society (PROTIP: there's better people with worse mental disorders who'd never contemplate the notion of even thinking about acting like 'ma[short]bus' has. And are a part of normal, decent society).
So we win either way.
"Is god circumcised or not?"
He commanded that his Chosen People (males at least) had to be circumcised, and of course, what supreme deity who dares to call himself such would have a 'Do as I say, not as I do' attitude? (Jesus - who is God, no less - hated hypocrites, after all) Thus the $64 trillion question: who circumcised God?
Aye, there's the rub (one off) eh, Navaros? Enjoy your Catch-22. >:D