RAIN !!! That is a magic process which God makes it sustain on the earth.
Besides, you overlooked one source of water: spring in the deep ocean. That type of water does not need to pass over the "land".
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"RAIN !!! That is a magic process which God makes it sustain on the earth."
You couldn't sound more of a superstitious, credulous moron if you tried.
You fail hydrology. The water cycle. There is no spring deep in the ocean, and if there were, salt water would come out of it. Spring on land don't make new water, they just bring groundwater back to the surface after it fell as rain or snow.
Of course rain is magic, that's why despite all the pollution man has put into the air in recent years, rain remains pure, and...
Is my skin freaking melting?
RAIN !!! That is a magic process which God makes it sustain on the earth.
juvenissun, for those of us in Florida, can you tell the Magic Man we get it already. He can move on to the next parlor trick now.
Rain is not magick. Ever hear of the water cycle, kid? 9_9
Fourth-grade science FAIL! :D
Also, I'm not sure what a "Poe" means in the context of these comments. The only things coming to mind are the 19th-century Gothic author and the little ghost thing from Zelda.
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A Poe is someone who pretends to be a fundie, making fun of them from the inside. Often others believe them anyway, proving poe's law. They say outlandish things, but not outlandish enough to be an obvious troll.
You can usually tell, because they have good grammar and occasionally come off as sarcastic instead of genuinely disabled by religion.
Ooooh, yeah, and be careful of that plug in the bottom of the ocean, if you pull it, all the water will drain and fall through the flat earth.
Really? elementary school kids laugh at you.
If it is God's way of sustain the Earth, then please explain why some parts get so much rain in a short time that their houses float away, and some parts don't get any rain for years.
Salt water is not the same as fresh water, stupid. Have you ever drunken salt water? Your thirst is not slaked afterwards, not at all.
Rain. A naturally occuring process which is primarily responsible for allowing life on earth to exist, flourish and (gasp!!) evolve, but for which earth would look a lot more like Mars.
There's no magic to it whatsoever. Nor does "Goddidit" explain things like the recent Pakistan floods (amongst many others) on the one hand, and parts of the Atacama desert not receiving one drop of rain in recorded history on the other. Neither extreme is exactly friendly to the cause of sustaining or nourishing life, is it?
Confused?
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