Dave: Can somebody explain why Planned Parenthood still gets money?
Joseph "Silver": Because pedophiles and debauchery [unintelligible]
Dave: You see? This stuff all connects!
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It's a YouTube video made from a teleconference. I wrote "unintelligible" (which is accidentally misspelled) because I couldn't understand what Joseph was saying. Similarly, while I'm sure that Joseph's last name was included in the video, it was shown on the screen as Joseph "Silver"... , so that's all I could write.
NewsWithViews had a higher production value. Dave Daubenmire has gone downhill.
Two braincells meet briefly on a darkened street. It's raining. As they're about to pass, one cell asks the other, "Can you explain why Planned Parenthood still gets money?"
The other cell drifts in thought. It would need a siesta to recover from the effort. Finally, it responds: "Because pedophiles and debauchery [unintelligible]"
The first is amazed by such a deep answer from the second. "This stuff all connects!"
But all this activity has been draining for both of them and so they must go their separate ways.
I wasn't going to sit through more than an hour, just to see if I could make it out. If fundies are going to rave on about pedophiles, they shouldn't get so sanctimonious - considering how often it happens in churches.
That's something to keep reminding those hypocrites about.
Because
1) Planned Parenthood hasn't been found guilty of any acts that would make it ineligible for funding
and
2) Millions of women depend upon Planned Parenthood's clinics for access to STD testing, cancer screening, contraception, pregnancy testing and prenatal health services, etc.
No cases of such "pedophiles and debauchery" under PP
Churches though, THOUSANDS, every and ALL denominations.
The disconnect is ridiculous.
To makes themselves look like they're fighting a real adversary and to put their atrocities on. And their flocks will echo the misdirection while ignoring what goes on at their churches.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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