Notice that the eyelids (including eyes) are one of a temptress's greatest weapon. Although seemingly innocent enough, the way that a woman looks at a man says it all. The same holds true for a man. A lustful gaze with wandering eyes that undress women, can permanently ruin a friendship, lead to adultery or much contempt and shame. Indeed, Marilyn Monroe led millions of sinful men to their spiritual death and doom. She has been the ruin of many, and her house is the way to Hell. Joe DiMaggio had every right to be angry and upset over his wife casting her pearl before the swine (or perhaps she was the swine). Satanism is synonymous with violence, torture, sexual immorality, cruelty, mass-killings, nudity and death. America is truly a 100% satanic nation!!!
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"Satanism is synonymous with violence, torture, sexual immorality, cruelty, mass-killings, nudity and death."
Violence, torture, sexual immorality, cruelty, mass-killings, nudity, death....Isn't that some of the main selling points of the Bible?
You read it here first people: The Bible is satanic!
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
Luxembourg
Infernal soldiers demonized.
Fucked up angels sodomized.
Face of the earth dechristianized.
The universe satanized.
You were saying?
Sorry, as soon as I read "temptress" I knew it was old David...
A lustful gaze with wandering eyes that undress women, can permanently ruin a friendship, lead to adultery or much contempt and shame.
In your case, if only it had led to shame...
Joe DiMaggio had every right to be angry and upset over his wife casting her pearl before the swine (or perhaps she was the swine).
You obviously know nothing about Joe and Marylin. For a guy who was still in love with her after their divorce, when she died he was the one who claimed the body, had in interred, and sent roses to her grave 3 times a week for 20 years. Joe never married after that.
That doesn't sound like a pissed off husband. It sounds more like a man married for life.
1) Marilyn was beautiful and people were going to be attracted to her. That's the way beauty and life work. It's called nature .
2) Marilyn wasn't a Satanist.
3) You're a delusional fuckwit.
If those women didn't have eyelids, they wouldn't be able to close their eyes and their eyes would dry up & go blind.
Vilifying necessary body parts, this guy just keeps getting weirder.
Oh, Stewey; Men do sex-eyes, too...
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...Oh GAWD! The lust I feel! My poor female body is aching for his gaze! OH SYDDY!
Satanism is synonymous with violence, torture, sexual immorality, cruelty, mass-killings, nudity and death. America is truly a 100% satanic nation!!!
And 80% Christian. With the possible exception of the nudity part, it's damn hard to tell the devils from the Xtians without a program.
@Doubting Thomas
I think DJS won't be happy until we force every woman to wear a burka
But then the dangerous part, the eyes, will be all you could see. That would put Davey back into a heap of lustful trouble. Imagine little girls wearing burkas. I'm sure Dave does.
@Mister Spak
Eye Beams. Pew pew pew.
@Philbert:
But then the dangerous part, the eyes, will be all you could see.
Not if you get the right burka:
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Frankly I think it would be really strange to see all these black ghosts walking around where there used to be beautiful women.
"Notice that the eyelids (including eyes) are one of a temptress's greatest weapon."
...well, you can always ask Stevie Wonder for advice about how to prevent such from happening:
Matthew 18:9 (KJV): 'And if thine eye offend thee , pluck it out'
Ever seen the Ray Milland film "The Man With X-Ray Eyes": especially that scene near the end with the Jack Hyles-esque preacher...?!
...brrr, had me in nightmares for a week the first time I saw that ! >_<
Tell me more about my eyes!
Rather than complaining about women having eyelids, why don't you just gouge your own eyes out, Dave?
Something about a plank in thine own eye, or some such malarkey.
For best effect, read the following line as your favorite cast member of MST3K. Everybody read it in Morgan Freeman's voice.
Eyelids; Satan's Revolving Doors!
Those millions of men knew full well that Ms. Monroe would never look at them twice, and turned that lust to their wives instead. Funny thing with adult sexuality (you'd probably not know, Dave), once you're aroused, you want to do something about it, and your wife/husband is the easiest available.
Joe DiMaggio was probably more angry with the men who threw THEIR swine-ish behavior before his pearl, I mean wife. She was, in the words of Jessica Rabbit "Not bad, just drawn that way".
God is the greatest mass murderer in the world, according to that Bible of yours.
America is one of the most Christian countries in the world (judged by what people say they are, not necessarily by how they behave).
So even the eyes can make rational men turn into raging, testosterone-crazed, lunatic rapists?
Red alert! Red alert! Burqas are not enough! Women must now walk in the streets covered in sheets like a Halloween ghost costume! Red alert!
Canadiest
Ummm,,, What?
Marilyn had nice PAINTED eyes, for sure. Upon meeting Marilyn most men never noticed them.
Please, get your damn shit together David. "My eyes are up here" was a constant catchphrase before Marilyns time for a reason.
Most of us males weren't into 11 year olds.
Satanism is synonymous with violence, torture, sexual immorality, cruelty, mass-killings, nudity and death.
No, it isn't. Leave us out of it.
"Notice that the eyelids (including eyes) are one of a temptress's greatest weapon."
And when both are seen through glasses ...:
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...then the lenses magnify their effect exponentially .
'Meganekko'. Ever hear of them, Davey-boy? >:D
"America is truly a 100% satanic nation!!!"
- If that is the case, you are wasting your time with your preaching.
Everyone else already knew that, of course, since you're such a piss-poor evangelist. Its just refreshing to see you admit it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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