Why does the burqa need to be islamic? It could be a christian burqa, not be all black, maybe have a cross or a dove on it and be white or blue? What about one that is decorated?
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If you want to wear it yourself, for example for fashion or comfort, be my guest!
Just don't force others to wear it.
Speaking of which, why do Al Qaeda and ISIS need to be Islamic? It could be Christian too. Just make the same kind of group and slap a cross on it. Why do backwards third world theocracies have to be only in the middle east? Why not America, too?
As a sexual fantasy, why not, could be fun with a little imagination. As a lifestyle, this is oppressive.
Burqas are cultural things, not religious. But, they are more common in Isalmic cultures.
Most burqas I've seen (in pictures; I don't think I've ever seen one in real life, despite our two Nazi parties bleating about the rampant Islamisation of Sweden), have been blue, lilac or purple.
Why have them at all?
Sure, if you're very shy, or have a REALLY bad hair-day... But otherwise your clothing ought to be your own choice, I'd say. It's not the lack of decoration that we dislike about it, asshole, but the dehumanization, the anonymisation.
Nobody's stopping you, Alvis, from making your own burqa with a cross AND a dove, if you want to. As I said, your clothing is your choice.
@dionysus
"Why do backwards third world theocracies have to be only in the middle east? Why not America, too?"
They are... most of the South seems to be a backward third world theocracy, judging by what I read on here!
Burqas only work in countries where you don't have to drive, worry about crossing the street, and roads don't have curbs. Anyplace else, they jack up the accident rate.
@magikot Touche!
And in winter, we can wear fleece snuggies.
Soooo...you want this....
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....to crossover to the layperson market, huh?
Very nice, now dress like Brother Juniper, mister!
What an odd way to admit he has a nun fetish.
Just admit it already, Al. You're not alone; there's millions of men out there in the same boat. Prude.
Poe's law
Farce
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Alvis is, with 90% certainty, Christian Forums' resident troll. The questions he asks are slightly absurd and provocative.
His name comes from a fake religion called Alvisism from the show Sealab 2021. Alvis, founder of the religion is sort of a drunken, violent cowboy styled Jesus analogue.
http://sealab.wikia.com/wiki/Alvinism
Like Swede said, the Burqa is not a "Muslim thing", so much as an "Arab thing". Muslim women in Turkey, Europe and China (among other places) don't wear burqas. In those regions, maybe you'll see a simple headscarf, but you sure as fuck won't see a full-body burqa. Shit, Egyptian scholars and clerics are realizing that the burqa is a purely Arab concept and not an Islamic one, and are encouraging female students to ditch them.
That said, this quote doesn't surprise me one iota.
Or, "Howdy! I am a tent!"
Frums are weird people. They go on and on about female chastity & how female bodies somehow "tempt" men into raping or whatever. What floors me is that they never consider that it works both ways...that women are "tempted" & "defiled" by the lush hotness of gorgeous men!
The only explanation I can find is that all that talk about "chastity/tempting men/etc." is a bunch of hot air and they just want women to be objects for the purpose of maid, slave, rape doll, baby factory, etc. Women punished for rape are really being punished for daring to speak out, fight back & resist.
That's the only explanation. If it was genuinely about "chastity" or "temptation", guys would be stressing chastity & covering up for themselves. Men would be shamed for walking topless or wearing tight jeans that show...what their parents gave them.
SOMEWHERE, IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION OF IRAN (and apparently it's still the early 1970's yet the Ayatollahs are in charge)...
ANNOUNCER: "PRESENTING...PINK FLOYD!"
DAVID "Sexy Adonis" GILMOUR: "...Julia Dream...Dreamboat Queen...Queen of all my dreams..."
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ANGRY "Psycho Jerk" WAHHABI IMAMS: "KILL THE HALF-NAKED INFIDEL! COVER HIM UP! LEST HE TEMPT OUR WOMEN!"
DAVID "Golden Glutes" GILMOUR: "...Oh crap..."
Why does the crucifix need to be Christian? It could be an Islamic crucifix, maybe have the prophet Muhammad on it (face covered, of course) and little moons hanging from the arms.
Good to see the Christian tradition of stealing any and all identifying customs and symbols from other religions and claiming them as their own is still alive and well.
There ARE xian burqas. you just dont think of them as such. Look at the head covering the amish wear. Yup. Read your babble. Paul writes that women should cover their heads. ANd the amish are some of the few that actually make a pretense of following the ridiculous babble.
Oh, and about that gold wedding ring.......
I'm slightly confused by the posters who propose a burqa for men, since a "fashionably dressed man" is already covered everywhere except the hands and head.
Standard corporate uniform + gloves and ski mask and a man is fully covered.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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