[After suggesting ID be taught in science classes, and being told "Is it not enough to teach Creationism/ID in your churches and in your homes?"]
Is it not enough for you to teach science in your churches and in your homes? Why should it be taught in our schools?
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I'm with you, Sandman. JohnR7 will never say anything even sightly intelligent, and quite frankly, I grow rather weary of him.
we could transcribe this guys laundry list and it would still read like the ravings of Pat Robertson's rectal polyps.
Let's see... I need the following:
Dunkaroos of our Lord God Jesus
Oregano, Hallowed Be Thy Name
Holy Orange Juice
Oooh, I'd better not go any farther. I think I'll extend the list and submit it to McSweeney's.
EDIT: Oh, wait. That's his grocery list. Oh well. Still funny.
"Is it not enough for you to teach science in your churches and in your homes? Why should it be taught in our schools?"
Oh, maybe because there's this thing called SCIENCE class (which you must have cut regularly), in which creationism/ID do not belong, since they are not science. Thanks, by the way, for admitting that.
Indeed, JohnR7 is capable of filling up this site all by himself, but that would be unfair to all the other worthy applicants. It also seems a shame to retire him, but better for him to go out while he's on top of his form -- at the bottom of the intellectual heap.
~David D.G.
Yes, we probably need a JohnR7 benchmark and only submit something when he unwittingly surpasses his own standards of idiocy, even if his everyday ramblings really do fit the bill.
And John! For the hundredth time! Willful retardation is not a virtue!
I've personally never attended a science class at my church, and the most science I got from my folks was not to mix different kinds of cleaning products because they could react. Gee, I'd be in pretty bad shape if I didn't have half a dozen classes in school!
Yeah, I agree that JohnR7 is a little too easy. I would be sad to see him disappear for good (from the site, i mean) but I would like to see a, "Best JohnR7 of the Week" or something. Maybe even his own section. I am beginning to think that everything said by him is insane.
Finished it.
Items on a Fundamentalist Christian's Grocery List
By Jeremy Diamond
Dunkaroos of our Lord God
Honeydew, Hallowed Be Thy Name
Jesus Pockets
Holy Orange Juice
Peanut Butter With Face of Virgin Mary In It
Mary, Mother of Eggs
Vitamins of the Trinity
The Powerbar of Christ Compels You
Bibletussin
Miracle Whip
I fear for science. If the US is the world leader in science, how come there are so many scientific illiterate fucktards in that country?
Or is it that the more extreme fucktards you get, the more brilliant scientific geniuses you get to balance them out?
Wolf, it's the sheer numbers of the population that work in our favor for absolute number of Nobel laureates, but the stupid ones have always outnumbered them; they just don't tend to call as much attention to themselves by getting awards -- well, not until FSTDT, that is!
~David D.G.
"Items on a Fundamentalist Christian's Grocery List"
Don't forget the banana, the atheist's nightmare!
well, to me , schools are the church of science. Its where children learn to think logically, work carefully and record what they did and what happened.
Show me a tested scientific theory of intelligent design, some of its predictions and I will consider allowing into a science class. No Dembskis maths attempts dont count.
Since ID at the moment seems to say DNA was designed therefore all life that uses DNA was also designed it doesnt leave much room for study.
Hey John, IF there were science churchs then we'd expect them to operate like yours. RIGHT? So it would be being told about evaporation, 20 times a year, being informed of basic germ theory, 30 times a year, being educated in addition and subtraction, 10 times a year YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. The shit you heard as a shiny-eyed youth is the SAME shit you hear today.
Schools build on earlier knowledge, churchs just feed you the same shit repeatitivly from cradle to grave.
Even if some sects of religion accept evolution, they don't teach it in sermons.
It's not the purpose of churches to teach science, and it's not the purpose of schools to teach religion.
And schools exist so that kids don't have to be taught everything at home.
If we left Science to the teaching of parents in home kids would probably think mammoths still exist, and not know the Sun is a star. Ok I may be giving them too little credit, hell they probably wouldn't even know cell theory.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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