Rand Paul is describing an episode from his trip to Israel in January: “I went to a Shabbat,” he tells me, “it was the first time I’ve ever done that, and I had a wonderful time.

I went to the yeshiva, and all the young men were singing and dancing, they had me dancing around the table.

I hope I was singing something that was fine — it was all in Hebrew, so I had no idea what I was singing.”

Rand “Ayn” Paul

“They HAD ME dancing around the table.”

They “had” you for sure Randy boy. You’ve been “had” by the Synagogue Of Satan and you have no shame at all. You are in fact proud of it.

“— it was all in Hebrew, so I had no idea what I was singing.”

You were singing something like this:

“I’m a shabos goy and I suck the Talmudic phallus in order to gain worldly wealth and perceived power, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I’ve sold my soul for a role in the Jew World Order. See me sing and dance like a goy on a string. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Hey, where are da shiksas and little boys, too?”

“WOW! How did I do big boy Rabbi?”

“Go to the casting couch room, get undressed, and bend over for the final scene of “Dancing With Die Juden” and then I’ll tell you how you did GOY!”