Once again, I would think a 22 year old to show more maturity and better debate skills. Only Christianity considers Christianity to be the One, True Religion because it IS. Give me excerpts from other books claiming themselves to be the one, true religion.
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We've already done this...
I pulled 10 quite easily.
* The Quran.
* The Book of Mormon.
* THE SCIENTOLOGY HANDBOOK
* The Tanukh
* The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
* The Associated writings of Edward Swedenborg - spread by his missionary prophet Johhny Appleseed (I am NOT making this shit up!)
* Holy Books of Thelema -- get some evil up your clacker kiddies!
* The Zoroastrian Avesta
* The Seikh Guru Granth Sahib - this holy book is actually treated as a living Guru (Maybe it was Guru Gobind Singh's little joke when he died, maybe not!)
* The Samaritan Pentateuch
I like the debate skills Tsu shows here, a combination of ad hominem and "la la la, I'm right and you're wrong and nothing you can say will ever, ever change that!" Quite mature and very skilled.
Also, re: the 06/06/06 blue text on black background ... Oh god, my eyes! The goggles do nothing to protect them!
It is stupefyingly ignorant of this person to think that of all religions, only Christianity claims to be the one true religion. And even if it did, it is equally stupefyingly idiotic to think that this would constitute any kind of evidence for the assertion! It doesn't get much fundier than this!
EDIT: And what's especially poignant about the foregoing is that he has the temerity to be criticizing someone else's debate skills! Gah!
~David D.G.
Julian - Technically, the LDS church is a Christian church, so the Book of Mormon shouldn't really be counted in there.
How about the Torah? Judaism certainly isn't Christianity, as various people we see quoted here like to point out.
Yea! Julian.
Isn't it a tenet of almost all religions that that particular religion is THE true religion?
And, as we all know, just because a religious scripture says something is true does not at all mean that such a thing IS true.
I would think that someone so critical of the debating skills of another would be able to formulate a better argument than Tsu.
Dear Tsu,
It has come to our attention that you have failed your Theology class. However, the school has recently implemented a summer course for Theology I. We highly suggest you arrange to take this summer course so that you may earn the credit.
Love,
IISD
And on a random note, love the new page design.
OK, Tsu, here's Verses 4-9 of the Book of Maronan.
(4) And so Maronan, being the One True God (tm) declared that Maronanity is the One True Religion (tm) for all people, be they human or lion. (5) And Maronan said: "All right, just get along, don't kill anyone, everyone's equal. Now party!" (6) And the party raged long and hard, annoying the neighboring Christians who foolishly deemed parties sinful. (7) And Maronan said "I'll fix up the world and make it Perfect (tm) for all it's inhabitants." (8) But Maronan was distracted by a lioness in the corner, and tripped over the edge of his mane, causing him to slip and throw an incorrect apostrophe into the "its" back in Verse 7. (9) Since Maronan had too much to drink, he landed on the ground; this Fall resulted in all evil in the world today, since Maronan didn't wake up until the next day, and he had a hangover (even though he is the ONE TRUE GOD and this is the ONE TRUE RELIGION!!!!11!1!!one!!1!exclaimationpoint!!!!)
When I wrote that comment a few weeks ago (I reused it) it was for a slightly different quote and fitted it better.
Does this myopic fool think every other religion in the world says, "Christianity is the one true religion, but here, listen to our false one "?
This guys almost bad enough to be a Moonie!
Moonies? Don't get me started with those people. It is hard for me to believe I live within a ten mile radius of their college, the University of Bridgeport. These people are the masters of indoctrination, and make the Southern Baptist Church look like Episcopalians.
How interesting, an hybrid of narutard and fundie fucktard. I guess it can happen, both types being related to the barely litterate moron, but I sure hope the offspring is sterile...
And I always love those who criticize other people's debate skills when they don't have a proper grasp of basic syntax ^^
So according to Tsu, the teachings of every religion other than xtianity have a disclaimer, like: "Oh, by the way, this stuff you're reading? It's not true. You can believe it if you like, but it's just not true. There's only one True Religion, and it's not this one. Suckahh!"
Sounds like bullshit to meeeeeee!
The dark elves are correct...
Or they were , until Blizzard decided to add Blood Elves in the Expansion. (Come on ... elf paladins? What were they smoking?)
The babble is a forgery.
Next idiot.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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