[This entire video is worth the price of admission in itself, but I'm going to stick with one quote.]
"The scientists - freemasons, the same thing - are trying to find a proton, a particle that they call the Higgs boson, the God particle. This tells you all you need to know about it... it is a Satanic lie. They are trying to take your mind off the Lord Jesus Christ."
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"a proton, a particle that they call the Higgs boson,"
Um, I don't think protons are bosons. I'm not a particle physicist, but they seem like two totally different things.
the Wikipedia seems to agree here, a Higgs boson is a boson, not a proton. It might be part of a proton though. Like, part of one of the protons they're sending around the LHC.
"the God particle. This tells you all you need to know about it"
This particle is not God, it's just a joke name. It's supposed to explain some important Big Bang shit I don't understand, but it is not a deity.
"it is a Satanic lie. They are trying to take your mind off the Lord Jesus Christ.""
YEAH SURE.
Um, actually I think they are trying to find what happens when protons are SMASHED together at 99.9999999% the speed of light. One of the things that they hope to find is the Higgs Boson, JOKINGLY refered to as the God Particle, which would help explain why we are all here.
This explantion woud be in rational terms. It would be an explanation that you could sit down and read about and understand. Or you could choose to ignore the most intelligent people in the history of this planet and focus on a guy that has been dead 2000 years as the explanation for everything.
Also, you are a fucking idiot.
I don't know who he is, but he looks awful. I think he needs a shower, dinner, a good stiff drink and a good nights sleep.
Maybe he'll be more rational in the morning.
"The scientists - freemasons, the same thing - are trying to find a proton, a particle that they call the Higgs boson, the God particle. This tells you all you need to know about it... it is a Satanic lie. They are trying to take your mind off the Lord Jesus Christ."
Gorilla199
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They are trying to take your mind off the Lord Jesus Christ
That's okay, since I hear Jesus has been lagging in his particle physics research as of late.
Uh, scientists and freemasons are not the same thing.
Somebody needs to take your mind, your teeny-tiny little mind, off Jesus.
I don't pretend to know exactly how the LHC works- but this guy doesn't even know what a proton is. No wonder he thinks it'll open the door to Satan's watercloset.
Somebody referred to it as the "God particle." That doesn't mean they actually think it's God. In the same way, 'baked Alaska' is a dessert, not a toasty section of the US.
ps. Later on, he says that the guy in charge of the LHC is titled "director general," and this makes him a freemason. Priceless- gorlla199 would probably get a rather unpleasant surprise if he realised exactly how many people have that title elsewhere.
Oh. My. God.
"It's got God in it, it must be related to religion!!!1111111111"
I can't put into words how much I hate these fucktards.
Fundies, you know how the Big Bang was not an explosion; how "theory" does not mean "unproven"; and how it's OK to eat French fries because they're not really from France?
This is kinda the same thing.
Idiots.
I thought the only way to make a God particle was to smash an alpha particle into an omega one.
And what happens when a God particle and an anti-God particle collide? Do they annihilate in a burst of rationality?
Proton = Baryon, which is a strongly interacting fermion.
Gorilla199, Religious Retard, Someone that couldn't even spend 5 minutes reading a basic book on particle physics. But he'll be damned if that will prevent him from having an opinion on it!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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