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The Aliens Are Fucking With Us In Ways You Cannot Manage

It is not crazy to say that one believes in parallel universes and it is not crazy to say that there are Aliens or Multi-Dimensional beings. They like to converge timelines. Within those timelines are an infinite numbers of possibilities. It really fucks up history when they play around. They fucked around so we became Humans. They fucked around to create Ancient Aliens. Those constructions at Puma Punku for instance. Those things disappeared in one timeline and they appeared in this one. That's why they are a mystery. We can't fathom the technology because the tools they used were left in the other timeline. There's the Kennedy assassination. Why do you think there are so many reasons? Because they're all true and not true. A convergence of timelines. But what I really think they like to do is make shit appear and disappear. My theory explains everything!

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