Science is a weak little kid on the block, that is hearing impaired, and 94% blind. The bible is like the hubble telescope, and a master computer, and a time machine rolled into one. It goes to the past, and the distant future in a cosmic rolls royce. But those who are not concerned with the bible, and just science must accept their huge limitations.
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So, "dad," I presume you typed this post on a Bible? After all, your computer *WAS* invented through science. The Bible is NOT like the Hubble telescope, a master computer, OR a time machine; the first two were invented through science, and you'd better hope the third is impossible; you'd have no free will if it were. The Bible does not function like a car; you'd need science for that.
Hmmm...where to begin.
So we take 3 parts of hearing impaired 94% blind kids with a weak constitution and we've got something similar to the bible?
Good job indirectly ridiculing people with disabilities, asshole. My wife, who is 94% (how coincidental) deaf, has accomplished more in her life than your sorry Bible-thumping ass ever will.
"It goes to the past, and the distant future in a cosmic rolls royce."
Well, he has one thing right, the bible is like a time machine in that they are both works of fiction.
"...those who are not concerned with the bible, and just science must accept their huge limitations."
[cue rage voice, interrupted by heavy breathing]
WOW~! great analogy there Dad.
The bible does indeed represent a telescope, computer, and time machine. It does indeed see into both the past and the future. The problem is that it applies in a universe that is about four square metres. I like living in a big universe filled with uncertainties and unknowns.
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I can't believe you people are still using irony meters. Don't you know that irony meters are actually produced by slave labor in Thailand, and because all slaves are actually purposely enslaved by God so they can come to know God better, that every one of those irony meters is being made by a fundie?
"Science is a weak little kid on the block, that is hearing impaired, and 94% blind."
Science would cure and help that child, science made that telescope, master computer and well a time machine? you are a knob. And the rolls royce? Did God pull that out of his asscrack? I'm assuming that is from where you came to this universe cos I smell something funny in your beliefs.
The Religious Method: Observation, Coclusion.
It's a fucking book.
Science is an entire logic system.
Cannot compare, especially not to say the Bible is like a tool of science, another tool of science, and something science says can't exist.
"Science is a weak little kid on the block, that is hearing impaired, and 94% blind."
-When all that modern technology is a result of science.
"The bible is like the hubble telescope, and a master computer, and a time machine rolled into one."
-Again, Hubble and advanced computers is a product of science. (weak? hearing impaired? blind?)
I'm not an atheist, I'm a Christian, but I'm not a fundie.
However, you can't reject the deaf computer and weak technology that enable you to defend the hubble telescope that, so far, only has enabled you to....................ok, what exactly?
"But those who are not concerned with the bible, and just science must accept their huge limitations."
Being accurate is a limitation?
Cool, lend me a c-note and I'll pay you back double tomorrow (to standards of biblical accuracy).
The Bible is a weak little kid who claims to be a big strong man, is heading impaired but claims to have perfect hearing, and it 94% blind but claims to have 20/20 vision. Simply claiming your source is infallible doesn't make it infallible, especially when it can be proven to be dead wrong on so many things. Science doesn't know everything, but as Dara O'Briain said, "Science KNOWS it doesn't know everything, otherwise it'd stop!"
Also...just what was it that gave you the Hubble Telescope and the computer? Hint: it wasn't the Bible.
I see.So science is crap, but you still choose to compare your Holy Babble to some of science's greatest achievements (time machines notwithstanding)
Does the word hypocrite mean anything to you? Look it up in the Holy Babble - it was one of Jesus' favourite words.
"Science is a weak little kid on the block" tl;dr...
And yet, that 'weak little kid' has grown up into a colossus that has thoroughly beaten the shit out of your puny little 'God'. It's the men & women of science that have created the safe, clean, modern world you see around you and take for granted today.
It's science that created the very thing you're using to spew your fundie bullshit, dad. It wasn't God who created it, but man . But then , God couldn't create his own money.
Or his own Bibles.
Hell, he can't even do the one ultra-simple thing that everyone else can: exist.
'Rolls-Royce'? Science is the V12 Aston Martin taking us into the future. One without a 'God'. And like those labcoated scientists, is driven by someone in white...:
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Some say that he has no concept of stairs. And despite this, just by being there, even he is superior to God. All we know is... he's called The Stig!
Translation of OP: Science is weak, and the bible is like products of science. But those who are not concerned with the products of science, but just science, must accept their huge limitations.
O_o
To the Bible, today IS the distant future. To us, the time of the Bible is the past.
We are concerned about the Bible, we are concerned about what it is doing to people's rationality and sanity.
Get off the internet now and shut down your computer, if you're so pissed off at science.
Erm, you do know that it was science that built the Hubble telescope, the computer and the Rolls Royce, right?
Those who are not concerned with capitalization of names must accept to be viewed as barely literate, and disrespectful to boot.
"hearing impaired, and 94% blind"
If dad here had watched the opening ceremony of the 2012 London Paralympics, I bet he'd have had an aneurysm at the representations of the Big Bang & Higgs-Boson; also how the whole stadium (audience area) became a representation of the Large Hadron Collider.
And, along with Sir Ian McKellen narrating proceedings, there was none other than Prof. Stephen Hawking:
'Look up to the stars, and not down at your feet'.
Words to live by eh, dad...?
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