...Facts aren't always true you know.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fact
Main Entry: fact
Pronunciation:
\'fakt\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Latin factum, from neuter of factus, past participle of facere
Date:
15th century
1: a thing done: as aobsolete : feat b: crime <accessory after the fact> carchaic : action
2 archaic : performance, doing
3: the quality of being actual : actuality <a question of fact hinges on evidence>
4 a: something that has actual existence <space exploration is now a fact> b: an actual occurrence <prove the fact of damage>
5: a piece of information presented as having objective reality
in fact
: in truth
How about that, eh? FACT: THE QUALITY OF BEING ACTUAL
FACT: SOMETHING THAT HAS ACTUAL EXISTENCE
Still, I bet this definition is an outgrowth of the anti-Christian agenda of those douchebags over at Miriam-Webster. You just can't trust those intellectuals, can you? Even 600 years ago they were trying to undermine the authority of God with their pedantic insistence on FACTS.
Asshole.