Gerald Polley #fundie voicesfromspirit.com

As I have said, I had been told by Obama's father that he insisted his son be born in his homeland. I believe what he is telling me. If that is true Obama cannot be an American citizen, and these documents are fakes. I know that there are those living that know the truth, and can expose it. They should do so. Obama knows that if the truth of his birth comes out it will be almost impossible for him to remain in office. So every possible fraud will be put forth.

Now, with that taken care of, I am asked by some to stop punishing the people in the southern United States with all this unusual severe weather. Well, unfortunately I'm not doin' it, not directly anyway. Under normal conditions we would be having a rather normal spring with a normal number of tornadoes and such. But unfortunately the southern states lie right in the path where the creatures of Darkness are channeling their power from South America up against us in New England. And this flow of dark power which they are funneling up to Washington DC is intensifying the already unstable weather. With the added pressure of global warming it is creating this havoc. The only way I could help is to defeat the creatures of Darkness and stop this flow of power. So if people want it stopped they'd better help me bring my candidate forth to the public, get the cooperation of The Republicans, and get them to cut down their rhetoric on abortion. Because it is the anti abortionists in this area that the creatures of Darkness are using to channel their power, along with the homosexuals.

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