The "real" Men in Black

I've heard that they are in groups of three, they are very white, have black hair and thin lips which appear to have lipstick on them, and sunglasses. I also heard that they wear very black pants and coats (suits) with very black ties and white shirt, and they are very very neat. They aparently drive in new looking black cadilacs. and I hear that they act really weird and have monotone voices. and are surprised by common things, and are puzzled by them.

I think they are aliens. And I think they never fail because they are extremely fast and strong or they can communicate quickle and have back-up close at hand and if somthing goes wrong anything is just cleaned up and taken away and so people just go missing if they don't co-operate.

I find this a bit funny, but sometimes it makes me think...

Any bet they are aliens just covering their tracks. I think they should stop using cadilacs and start using somthing more modern so they don't stand out as much.