I'm just very anxious to get outta here!! It's already the middle of November, I'm dealing with my annual bout of holiday depression, and wondering why God is delaying the pouring out of His wrath on this wicked, disgusting world that we live in. Maybe I'm just so impatient because I'm depressed, but it sure would be nice if we were airlifted tonight!!!!
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How sad, that you can't even enjoy the holidays because of your obsession with the Rapture.
What a truly miserable lot these people are.
As a Christmas gift, most people want things like clothes, jewellery, cologne, hobby equipment, etc. You know
normal stuff. But not the people at Rapture Ready! That particular group of brain-dead fundamentalist zombies want Armageddon and the Apocalypse! I seriously hope Santa skips their homes this year; it would be such a bummer for everyone if he doesn’t.
(Okay, that's about the 10th time that the text of my comment has disappeared!)
Huggybob, sorry, I can't get you 'airlifted', but if you buy enough brown paper and stamps, you might be able to get your self airmailed !
Mail yourself internationally and I'm almost sure you'll be taken up to heaven.
It's never going to happen, retard. however, I would like to see every christian rising burning into the sky, along with conservatives and f-wit pms and leaders.
Rejoice in the lord always....
But not really.
"...wondering why God is delaying the pouring out of His wrath on this wicked, disgusting world that we live in."
Hard on for the apocalypse award.
Someone should seriously seek some therapy if they're so depressed they want to leave the Earth and they're delusional enough to believe that some entity is going to whisk them away to a land of eternal fluffy happiness.
Really, shouldn't they appreciate the world they believe 'God' made for them or whatever?
I'm gonna go climb up on his roof and blast a trumpet real loud and when he runs out on his front porch I'm gonna shit on his head.
I really wish these people would just realize that if they all just killed themselves they would get to their Sky Daddy that much faster.
And by Sky Daddy I mean ceasing to exist. At least then the normal educated society would be able to advance. IQ below 90? You can't breed.
"I'm just very anxious to get outta here!! It's already the middle of November, I'm dealing with my annual bout of holiday depression, and wondering why God is delaying the pouring out of His wrath on this wicked, disgusting world that we live in."
He probably finds it hard to be both wrathful and non-existent at the same time.
"Maybe I'm just so impatient because I'm depressed, but it sure would be nice if we were airlifted tonight!!!!"
See a doctor/psychiatrist and they'll put you on some nice little pills that will make you feel all better. And stop believing this Rapture bullshit, that could help too. I imagine that a state of perpetual disappointment doesn't do much to lift one's spirits.
He ain't pouring because he ain't there, huggybob50. I suggest a little self-help might be in order. Pills, poison, a short leap off a tall building, maybe?
And also, if you get raptured, you won't have to keep paying on your mortgage.
"wondering why God is delaying the pouring out of His wrath on this wicked, disgusting world"
And they say that atheists are the ones with no joy, nothing to look forward to, miserable individuals. I'm actually quite content. Ok.. well, I don't like the holidays because of the cold weather.. I'm more of a "beachy" kind of person.. but winter will soon fade and the Sun will soon come back.. unlike some other deities that we could name.
"Maybe I'm just so impatient because I'm depressed,"
But what happened to your Joy in Christ?
It's the unbelievers like us who are all miserable, remember? Because we live in darkness, and not the Light of Christ®?
Yeah...LOL
"it sure would be nice if we were airlifted tonight!!!!"
By a vicious dragon which then proceeded to rip out your organs and kill you extremely hard.
Overuse of euphemisms - A victimless crime?
Confused?
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