(From a thread on reptile evolution)
[We have an awful lot to cover...]
Like Helsinki, we do. The only think we need to cover is educating you on the Scriptures. I'm not in the least interested in your evolution garbage. You can keep your cute pictures, graphs, and statistics to yourself, as far as I'm concerned.
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Let's make a deal, AV. You keep the magic book to yourself, we'll keep the proven scientific evidence away from your forcefield of willful ignorance.
You get one point for typing better than JohnR7, but that's all.
Sometimes I wonder if these people live in a parallel universe or something. They freely admit that the reality that we see is different from the one talked about in the Bible, yet the still insist on using said Bible as the basis of interpreting this reality.
It's like insisting on using a DOS manual to operate Windows.
In the interest of promoting intolerance:
I'm pretty sure they're all upset that we wouldn't let them make the state teach a philosophy reconciling the bible and the studies of biologists.
I also think they're upset becuase they've been trying to support a philosophy which is not only not new, but something that a highschool freshman can construct on his or her own, if they ever felt the pressing need to reconcile the evidence suggesting evolution with their faith in a guiding, omnipotent, and benevolent force/entity.
"Well sure, you can prove ANYTHING with FACTS!"~Homer Simpson.
Back in my day, we had more bibles then you could shake a stick at after the bible factory exploded. They rained down for days and we collected them by the truckful. We'd use them to build houses, make underwear, stoke the fires, dropping them out of trees to bean animals for food, we'd eat them and even press their pages for a KJV wine that was out of this world. When we wanted entertainment; we used the bible. When we wanted to learn; we used the bible. When we needed exercise; we bench-pressed bibles. When we had to drive to the bible store during the great bible famine of ought-6, we drove a stack of bibles. There just ain't nothing a bible can't do, therefore whatever you think you have to show me, don't bother; I have my bible.
Well, remember just a thing. If a person wants to do science and find things that you in the long run will profit, evolution is needed. So, keep your KJV scripture to yourself with all that void rhethoric which leads to NOTHING.
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Helsinki is capital of Finland, are these asshats starting to use it as curse word?
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Well, if they do associate Helsinki with Hell, they are less likely to visit it.
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Helsinki is capital of Finland, are these asshats starting to use it as curse word?
Just tell him to Washington himself.
Redunter wins. And Julian and Coffee and, oh Copenhagen, just about everyone else. Except AV1611vet, who is the losingest loser that ever lost.
Like Helsinki, we do.
So do I. Spent a day there last summer. Nice town.
I'm not in the least interested in your evolution garbage.
And no one with three-quarters of a brain or more is the slightest bit interested in your creationism garbage, except for the potential for amusement that will result.
"Like Helsinki, we do."
That's a new one...
"The only think"
YOU HEARD NOTHING, GRAMMAR WHORE!
"We need to cover is educating you on the Scriptures. I'm not in the least interested in your evolution garbage."
So, you get to indoctrinate us, but you can't accept a scientific education? Closed-mindedness at its finest. Also, if someone comes within arm's length of me with a Bible and some rope, I'm stabbing them in the face!
The rest of the quote I'm...well, not interested in in the least.
Sigh.
I can see it now. AV1611VET, with his back turned to a huge pile of transitional fossils and other evolutionary evidence, refusing to turn around and shouting "I SEE NO EVIDENCE OF EVOLUTION THEREFORE IT IS FALSE"
big difference: our cute pictures, graphs, and statistics are scientific and actually care about the progress of humanity
your scriptures are religious and are only for spreading an infectious delusion. back to you.
“Like Helsinki, we do.”
Why do people pretend to swear?
If you think your sentence needs an intensity modifier, just say fuck, damn, Hell, brainworm, or bone spurs.
If you feel that the moderators or the site rules prohibit swearing, then just drop it. “No, we don’t.”
Then again, entering an evolution thread for the only reason of saying you have no interest in evolution threads is not a good sign, either.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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