[Replying to 'if someone had a gun to your kid's head and asked if you believed in God']
Trust in God. All things work for his Glory and it will be best in the end. Thus, never deny God. If your child is killed he won't have to go through the hardships of life and is with the lord so double bonus to him.
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That would be the only way I could say yes. But everyone knows a declaration like that is worthless.
At the first fraction of a chance, I would kill the one with the gun, with absolutely no second thought.
They bitch about abortion, how it's murder, and murder is wrong, and yet I've seen alot of quotes here that show that fundies are absolutely ok with child sacrifice, as long as their god is appeased. That's some sick fucking shit.
I ... I just heard, your son was hit by a ... ummm. well, You know. I ... I just wanted to let you know ... how truly ... deeply ... jealous I am of that lucky little prick. That son of a bitch always did have all the luck, the little fucker.
I would freely confess to whatever disgusting, sordid, antisocial behaviour you wanted me to, in that situation, in order for you to stop threatening my child.
Why don't you just kill the little rugrats the second they're born? That way you can be lazy and self-righteous!
Your self-absorbed deity's "Glory" isn't worth a fart in a windstorm, much less anyone's life.
“Trust in God.”
“All things work for his Glory and it will be best in the end.”
"Thus, never deny God.”
“If your child is killed he won't have to go through the hardships of life and is with the lord so double bonus to him.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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