Chopping up babies? Obama will chop up infants, up to a year old, if you let him.
God, forgive this nation for electing this man. (praying smilie)
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Sometimes, I really wish you would join us in reality, even just in a passing visit.
But evidently it's just not going to happen.
Such a senseless waste of life.
Chopping up babies? Obama will chop up infants, up to a year old, if you let him.
And I'm sure you know that to be a fact, right? It's not as if you people make it a habit to lie almost as often as you draw breath, oh wait, you do lie that often.
God, forgive this nation for electing this man. (praying smilie)
Why should he forgive you? You are the ones with the holy book that says your "god" has control over who your leaders are, so why aren't you blaming your "god"? Or is it just a simple matter that you fundies don't make it a habit of qouting the bible in the places where it contradicts your right wing ideology? It is also quite possible that you have never read the bible in the first place, that seems to be rather in vogue with you carzy fundies.
Also, what's with the (praying smilie)? Didn't your "god" tell you not to pray publicly in the I'm-more-pious-than-thou way of the heathen and to instead pray in your closet, in private, and out of sight of others? And yet here you are with your "praying" emoticons and your holier-than-thou attitude. Going so far as to condemning those who exercised their free will and voted for the candidate of their choice rather than John McCain, even after your "god" went so far as to personally endorse him. Oh...wait, that's not how it happened, is it?
Obama doesn't chop up infants up to a year old because if he did, wouldn't he be in jail for murder?
If this is about abortion, which it probably is, think about this: G.W. Bush didn't ban abortion when he was president.
Let's see here about the second statement. Oh yeah, Romans 13 and 1Peter 2:13-17 so there.
"Chopping up babies? Obama will chop up infants, up to a year old, if you let him."
Yes, but he only does it personally at the Black Mass. His schedule is far too full to do it for the weekly meetings we all have.
"God, forgive this nation for electing this man. (praying smilie)"
One at a time. He hasn't yet forgiven the nation for electing Bush. Twice.
@Nick: "It occurs to me that he might take nine months of pregnancy to mean a year-old baby, and he doesn't actually mean a baby that's been born."
WTF? Why would anyone kill a baby that's only just learning to walk--
Oh, you're measuring from conception. How many 3-month-old born babies have YOU aborted, UnhandledException? I honestly wasn't aware that was going on, but since you seem to know all about it...
Jesus fucking Christ, you Americans are mad. Religion has driven the country crazy. May it (religion)never recover in Europe, and may all religious lunatics be put into asylums, where they deserve to be already.
Better yet, try to find a religious-nut gene and abort the retarded little fundie by law.
So now Obama isn't just sneaking into womens bedrooms to force abortions, he's stealing the babies while he's at it?
He's the wrong sex to be a harpie, is he an elf? Does he leave a changeling in its place?
Er, I meant God forgive, not forbid.
Bloody edit function doesn't work.
"Chopping up babies? Obama will chop up infants, up to a year old, if you let him."
"Chopping up babies"? Like in the bible?
Hosea 13:16 Samaria is held guilty,For she has rebelled against her God.They shall fall by the sword,Their infants shall be dashed in pieces,And their women with child ripped open.
Amos 1:13 Thus says the Lord:“For three transgressions of the people of Ammon, and for four,I will not turn away its punishment,Because they ripped open the women with child in Gilead ,That they might enlarge their territory.
Psalm 137:9 Happy the one who takes and dashesYour little ones against the rock!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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