[Regarding penis size]
Good one. Although penis size is not the outcome of one's life choices (unless you decide to chop it up or something :x) and vaginal tightness is absolutely the outcome of one's life choices. So they basically give us shit, for how nature made us - something we have no control over. There isn't THAT much we can do in this regard, while they can just not be sluts. They choose to be sluts anyway, though. Guess they just don't care.
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There isn't THAT much we can do in this regard, while they can just not be sluts.
But CloverMuffins, if they quit being sluts, you'd bitch about them being prudes.
What a dick!
Or
Spoken like a pussy!
I couldn't resist.
Lemme see here - you want to have sex with them. But then you also want to blame them for having too much sex. Yep, that's a man for you....
Reminds me of a cartoon I saw years ago where the little babies were peeking under the blankets at themselves, and in response to the boy bragging, the little girl said "Oh yeah? Well, MY mommy told me that if I've got one of THESE, I can get all of THOSE that I want!"
"It's only okay when WE do it!"
Sorry, I don't think hypocrites should be in the business of judging other people.
Edit: And the hotdog hallway myth....Really? e_e
Are we not addressing the fact that the size and shape of the vagina isn't really linked to the amount of sex you have? I think this guy is genuinely trying to argue that women's vaginal tightness is dependent solely on whether they're "sluts". That is not a real thing! I mean, what about childbirth? You could have sex literally once in your life (while married, if that's your preference) and pushing a baby out of your vagina will affect the shape and size. And what about the luck of the draw? Some women just happen to have naturally roomy vaginas. Vagina shape/size variety is not necessarily a sex thing.
A vagina can hold the size of a baby at birth, and still be fairly tight afterwards.
Are you saying only sluts give birth?
No, we don't care whether whiny little boys like you consider us sluts or not. We are the bosses of our own lives.
I'm soo tired about this attitude that women who have about as much s-x as men do, are sluts. Why, then, are not all the men sluts?
Women, there are a lot of overaged boys out there who think promiscuity by males is "sowing their wild oats" or some archaic crappola like that,while sexually active women are "sluts". Ignore them.The worst of these guys have something so repulsive in their nature that they can't attract women,and it's probably their attitude.They probably sexually objectify women to the point they can't approach women as persons in any real way.Sadly I have a particular member of my sex in mind as I write this.He has no idea why he can't get a woman to approach long term intimacy with his malfunctional ass.He generally refers to females,not as babes,chicks,gals or any other benign term. He calls and refers to women as bitches in the uttermost casual way.Pity his ass,he can't even sense what he's doing wrong.
Can't resist the chance to trot out my one willy joke.
Also CloverMuffins?
I slapped the old man onto the doc's table and said 'Doc, take a look at this'
He said 'I can't see anything wrong with it'
I said 'I know, it's beautiful isn't it'
If every woman you have sex with seems loose you had better measure your willy. If it fits easily into a cardboard toilet paper tube you should talk to your Doctor.
After birth a woman may want to do some kegal muscle exercises (pelvic floor exercise) because this will help her general health.
Humping doesnt permanently stretch the vagina.
Merely Cognitive Dissonance. But as per a certain story by Aesop , the sourest grapes make the sweetest whine .
Guess you don't care. Meanwhile, women care about the contents of a man's mind , and not necessarily what's in their underpants. The lady in my life is satisfied by me: and in more ways than one , o permavirgins. [/Rubbing salt into wound]
@LAchlan
Supposed to be Men Going Their Own Way. Apparently it's supposed to be some huge threat to modern society that misogynist douchebags who think they're owed sex and resent women are no longer getting married. Unfortunately, they don't just go their own way. For people who have supposedly given up on women, they spend an inordinate amount of time talking about them. They're like the annoying kid who threatens to run away from home but keeps coming back every five minutes asking if anyone missed them yet.
Vaginas grow wider if the woman is aroused, and then go back to their regular width after.
It has nothing to do with life choices. Unless he means having a baby, because that is one of the only things that permanently affects width there. Sex does not.
@brazenTyrant:
In my experience, it's usually men who use penis size as an insult. At the very least, I doubt it's something women do more than men.
I just stumbled upon a list of sex-related factoids this morning: now, I don't know how reliable it was (it was on 9gag), but it claimed that according to a study, 85% of women were satisfied with the size of their partner's tool, and that men were the ones who actually cared, with 55% of them unhappy with their penis size.
...so you can't get it up? Or you have such a micropenis that, if you tried doing so, you'd say 'It's not touching the sides!'? Meanwhile, the corpse you've dug up would say 'Is it in yet?!' >:D
"So they basically give us shit, for how nature made us - something we have no control over.”
But you DO have control over how much it bothers you.
Like, the other day someone called me bald. I am bald. I went bald starting in high school. I’m okay with that. It’s not an issue or a handicap to me.
Someone else suggested that I use AI to write my presentations. I was livid. I do not DO that, I don’t tolerate suggestions that I would, so I lost my shit.
You, apparently, lose your shit about penis size, though you admit it’s nothing you chose.
“There isn't THAT much we can do in this regard, while they can just not be sluts.”
You know, the vagina stretches and reconstitutes itself after passing a football out. Your penis, or Chad’s, aren’t really going to have that much of an effect on tightness. So, continue to show your pathetic ignorance by saying that sluttiness affects tightness.
“They choose to be sluts anyway, though. Guess they just don't care.”
Doesn’t matter if they care or not. It matters if the boys they let touch them there care. You would care, you’re not allowed to touch them. Weird how that works…
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