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ONE OF MY FIANCE'S EX'S (HE IS VERY FAMOUS AND DEFINITELY A SATANIST) HIRED A TEAM OF WARLOCKS TO BREAK US UP, INCLUDING A COMPUTER EXPERT AND A PERSON WITH THE GIFT OF TELEPATHY(THE HELPER)

THEY INVESTIGATED MY WHOLE LIFE TO THE FINEST DETAIL,EVEN THINGS ONLY MYSELF KNOW. IT WAS CLEAR SATAN WANTS ME DEAD AND HE WAS DESPERATE. I WAS TOLD THE AMOUNT OF SATANISTS THAT CAME MY WAY ARE ONLY SEEN IN THE OCCULT WORLD. THEY EVEN HAD WATCHERS ON US!

A GIRL WHOM I TOOK FOR A DATE TO A FUNCTION TRIED TO KILL ME BY PUTTING POISON IN MY DRINK AND LATER THAT NIGHT I FELL ASLEEP BEHIND THE WHEEL (PRAISE JESUS I SURVIVED).

FEW YEARS LATER:
I WAS MARRIED TO A WOMAN CASTING SPELLS ON MY DOG AND ME.
PUTTING POTIONS IN MY FOOD (GOATS BLOOD). I WAS VERY SICK WHEN SHE LEFT ME!

JUST AFTER SHE LEFT(AND JUST GETTING MY LIFE BACK) I WAS INVOLVED WITH 4 HIGH PRIESTESS' IN TOTAL.

ALL CURSED ME AND PUT SPELLS ON ME.
ONE TRIED TO GET PREGNANT AND EVEN DRANK MY SPERM.
ONE TRIED TO INJECT ME WITH THE AIDS VIRUS (THE HOLY SPIRIT WOKE ME UP)
SHE WANTED TO CUT MY PRIVATES OFF.

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old comment by fishgul69

everyone, everyone look at the response on the same website to this post! and if anyone knows how to get this on the fstdt site do it!:
in the media, men are made to look like ignorrant and stupid. The feminist movement is satanist. Do not get me wrong, I dunno which to insult or put women down, but face the facts: -Getting women to go to work was not a positive thing for women right, as many women love to believe. I is a scam by to illuminati to tax the other 50% of society. -Getting women to leave the house is made so that they no longer have kids staying at home, instead children are being teacher in government sponsored mind control camps we call schools. -Women are weaker than men, on average. They are more succeptible to brainwash and give in faster, because they are smaller and weaker. Long ago, women wer protected, remember *women and children first*? the illuminati wished to control the women and tricked them... how? Well the same way the devil always does: lie and create a false illusion of problem to then supply a solution. They told women that they were dumbed down and the society protecting them was an insult, and it was treating them badly. Women asked for an independance and now, they have the joy of stressful work life! what happens? Abuse at the office. And they cannot defend themselves! -women are given this false idea of independance and motivated to go out on there own. What do we have? break up of society! I see many single parents and more and more divorce. Why? Because we are fooled into seeking more and better and loose what we already had. Divorces should not happen. People had set up good structures in place and once the *family unit* is divided, we have easily manipulable host. divide and conquer! A household divided amongst itsefl cannot stand! the destruction of families and abuse of women is a great problem in our fast pace hell society and it has illuminati manipulation written all over it! _________________ -Azrael-

old comment by cat

"ONE OF MY FIANCE'S EX'S (HE IS VERY FAMOUS AND DEFINITELY A SATANIST) HIRED A TEAM OF WARLOCKS TO BREAK US UP, INCLUDING A COMPUTER EXPERT AND A PERSON WITH THE GIFT OF TELEPATHY(THE HELPER) THEY INVESTIGATED MY WHOLE LIFE TO THE FINEST DETAIL,EVEN THINGS ONLY MYSELF KNOW. IT WAS CLEAR SATAN WANTS ME DEAD AND HE WAS DESPERATE. I WAS TOLD THE AMOUNT OF SATANISTS THAT CAME MY WAY ARE ONLY SEEN IN THE OCCULT WORLD. THEY EVEN HAD WATCHERS ON US!
hey, maybe you were on Cheaters? A GIRL WHOM I TOOK FOR A DATE TO A FUNCTION TRIED TO KILL ME BY PUTTING POISON IN MY DRINK AND LATER THAT NIGHT I FELL ASLEEP BEHIND THE WHEEL (PRAISE JESUS I SURVIVED). you probably drank some of her coke and vodka by mistake, dickhead! FEW YEARS LATER: I WAS MARRIED TO A WOMAN CASTING SPELLS ON MY DOG AND ME. PUTTING POTIONS IN MY FOOD (GOATS BLOOD). I WAS VERY SICK WHEN SHE LEFT ME! tomato sauce, friend? JUST AFTER SHE LEFT(AND JUST GETTING MY LIFE BACK) I WAS INVOLVED WITH 4 HIGH PRIESTESS' IN TOTAL. i thought you didn't believe in divorce? ALL CURSED ME AND PUT SPELLS ON ME. ONE TRIED TO GET PREGNANT AND EVEN DRANK MY SPERM. it's called a blow job, genius. ONE TRIED TO INJECT ME WITH THE AIDS VIRUS (THE HOLY SPIRIT WOKE ME UP) how did you know she had aids? moreover, why would you sleep with someone you knew had aids? SHE WANTED TO CUT MY PRIVATES OFF. i think we all do, son

old comment by drivebyposter

"ONE OF MY FIANCE'S EX'S (HE IS VERY FAMOUS AND DEFINITELY A SATANIST) HIRED A TEAM OF WARLOCKS TO BREAK US UP, INCLUDING A COMPUTER EXPERT AND A PERSON WITH THE GIFT OF TELEPATHY(THE HELPER)

A GIRL WHOM I TOOK FOR A DATE TO A FUNCTION TRIED TO KILL ME BY PUTTING POISON IN MY DRINK AND LATER THAT NIGHT I FELL ASLEEP BEHIND THE WHEEL (PRAISE JESUS I SURVIVED).

FEW YEARS LATER:
I WAS MARRIED TO A WOMAN CASTING SPELLS ON MY DOG AND ME.
PUTTING POTIONS IN MY FOOD (GOATS BLOOD). I WAS VERY SICK WHEN SHE LEFT ME!

JUST AFTER SHE LEFT(AND JUST GETTING MY LIFE BACK) I WAS INVOLVED WITH 4 HIGH PRIESTESS' IN TOTAL.

ALL CURSED ME AND PUT SPELLS ON ME.
ONE TRIED TO GET PREGNANT AND EVEN MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND YOUR UNCLE IN BEL-AIR." I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FRESH" AND THERE WERE DICE IN THE MIRROR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE BUT I THOUGHT, NAW, FORGET IT, YO HOLMES TO BEL-AIR. I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT AND SAID TO THE CABBIE "YO HOLMES SMELL YA LATER." LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM, I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR."

old comment by Allegory for Jesus

"ONE OF MY FIANCE'S EX'S (HE IS VERY FAMOUS AND DEFINITELY A SATANIST) HIRED A TEAM OF WARLOCKS TO BREAK US UP, INCLUDING A COMPUTER EXPERT AND A PERSON WITH THE GIFT OF TELEPATHY(THE HELPER) "

That is the worst plot for a Call of Cthulhu game that I've ever seen. But bonus points for originality, I guess.

"FEW YEARS LATER:
I WAS MARRIED TO A WOMAN CASTING SPELLS ON MY DOG AND ME. "

I've seen this before! You think that you're wife has put on a curse on you, you start going bald and lose your job and blame it on her witchcraft. You finally go about beating her to death with a baseball bat when you finally realize that everything was just a coincidence. You try to hide the body, go about your life as usual. But the dog digs up the body from the backyard. When the scene finally closes, the dog looks at you angrily and you can hear your wife laughing in the distance, having cast a spell on your dog so that she could live on. SHE WAS A WITCH AFTERALL!!1!

So, the lesson is to be paranoid. Always superstitious and paranoid.

"ONE TRIED TO GET PREGNANT AND EVEN DRANK MY SPERM."

You can send that one my way, if you want.

"ONE TRIED TO INJECT ME WITH THE AIDS VIRUS (THE HOLY SPIRIT WOKE ME UP)
SHE WANTED TO CUT MY PRIVATES OFF."

Ever think that you're just reeeeeally bad with women?

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@drivebyposter

I'll see your Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and raise you...:

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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I'D HIRED A TEAM OF WARLOCKS TO BREAK UP THE WOMAN WHO'D SUGGESTED I SUMMONED MY SUPER-SIZED SATANIC SCHLONG OUT OF IT'S CALVIN KLEIN-LINED LAIR, FROM HER EXTRA-INSANE EX. ALSO BRINGING IN A COMPUTER EXPERT AND A TELEPATH, BUT MY MASSIVE MAN-MEAT MORE THAN SUFFICED IN PROVIDING A PULSATING PISTON OF PSIONIC PROTEIN, AND PETABYTES OF HARD DRIVING RAM (THE HORNY HELPER)

I INVESTIGATED HIS WHOLE LIFE, AS MY SWEATY SATANIC MALE-WHALE WANTED HIM DEAD. HE WAS DESPERATE AS MY SATAN'S SUPER-SPERM SHOOTER CAME HIS WAY THAT COULD ONLY BE SEEN IN THE OCCULT WORLD. GEORGE'S GINORMOUS GANG-RAPING GOO-GUN EVEN HAD THE WATCHERS!

A GIRL WHOM I'D TAKEN WHILST AT A DATE TO A FUNCTION, I'D NEARLY KILLED BY HER DRINKING MY PROTEIN-PACKED PROSTATE PUDDING, AND LATER THAT NIGHT - CUNT CONTINUALLY CLAMPED ROUND MY TURGID TROUSER-SCHNAUZER - SHE ORGASMED AT THE WHEEL (PRAISE ME SHE SURVIVED).

A FEW YEARS LATER
I HAD A WOMAN AND A DOG BY CASTING SPELLS WITH MY MAGICAL CUNT-CLEAVER, PUTTING IN THEM POUNDS OF MAMMOTH MAN-CHOWDER (BOLLOCK BLOOD). THEY WERE VERY SICK WHEN MY TITANIC TROUSER-TRUNCHEON LEFT THEM!

JUST AFTER I'D EXITED - AND EXCITED - SAID PNEUMATICALLY PRETTY PULCHRITUDINOUS PENIS PLEASURER AND DONG-DISGRACED DOGGY (AND JUST GETTING MY LIVELY LINGA LONGA BACK INTO MY PERFECTLY PRESSED PENIS-PROTECTING PANTS), I WAS INVOLVED WITH 4 PRIESTESSES, TOTALLY GETTING THOSE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WITCHES HIGH, ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER. THEY ALL TRIED TO DRINK MY SPERM - A LEVIATHANIC LEVEE-LEVELLING LAVA-FLOW OF UNLIMITED UTERUS-UNCLOGGING UNCTIOUSNESS, TO BE CERTAIN, BUT I WASHED THEM OUT TO THE STREET WITH A BATH OF THE FINEST PROTEIN-PACKED PUBIC PUDDING THAT ONLY I COULD MUSTER. I CURSED THEM, FILLING THESE FINE FILLIES' QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM FROM MY MONSTROUSLY MASSIVE MAIDEN MANGLER-CUM-RAMPAGING RECTUM-RIPPING RAPEROD. I GUARANTEE IT.

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(PROTIP: The George Zimmer meme requires caps lock)

@James

'What's the difference between like and love? Spit and Swallow!!!

Swallow? African or European?

[/Monty Python]

@whitewater55

"Another case of this of this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs. Seriously, dude, lay off the bong."

freedumbwarrior's word salad is proof of what happens when you smoke your own pubic hair.

@Sandman

"First, turn off your caps lock.

Second, Dude...your taste in women SUCKS. Seriously."

When - in freedumbwarrior's case - you have a woman who sucks, well, you're in no position to complain.

Just sayin'. X3

And a woman who...:

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Wouldn't turn me off.

(*thinks of Marilyn Monroe and/or Bettie Page being a 'cunning linguist' with me; nuts implode*)

@apYrs

'SHE WANTED TO CUT MY PRIVATES OFF.'

"go girl.."

Two Words: Lorena Bobbitt. >_<

@aaa

"MY PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS"

Hey, if it's all part of the worldwide Communist Conspiracy, then I'm as left-wing as they come...:

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