Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[Apparently Mr. Coulter is fond of LSD and proves it while commenting in a thread about a coach offering a player money to injure an autistic kid.]

Now, I cant train that pig to attack you no matter what you want to conjure up in that libby imagination of yours. There, there, you will be O.K. Simmer down the huffing and puffing. Ol' Clyde thought you had some 'baby making goodies' you were about to dispose of or maybe he thought you were about to throw him a treat by disposing that self-castrated talleywacker you angrily carry around, that's all.

Clyde does have a penchant for buggery. That 'daughter' who came to the rescue wasnt the Dickster, now was it? Just what were you(btw, I like the 'nurse' touch) 2 doing out in the hedge? Let me look up those recent George Micheal escapades.....mmmhmmm.

I believe this is the scenario.... Jerry and Dickster, galloping through the woods, in drag. Sharing their romantic view of knighthood and chivalry. Twinkling eyes meet. A flirtatious game of 'chase' begins. Giggling. Juices flowing. Then Clyde gets a whiff. (Thanks to Jerry's expertise in homosexuality, I have learned that animals are homo too. Thanks to the gay animal exhibit Jerry is promoting.) Ole' Clyde wants in on the action. Barges into frolic, uninvited. Unbeknownst to Clyde, your racist views of pigs obviously escalates the hostility. Realizing you are outmatched(in more ways than one) by the crazed boar, Dickster screems hysterically and flees into the hedge leaving the decrepit Jerry to fend off the gay boar all by her lonesome. Her paniced screems flushes out the rest of the 'bush buggery'. George Micheal, Elton John, Boy George, unemployed van driver, Dickster-all circle around the vicious boar. Clapping hands to get its attention, "Hey! Hey! Piggy, piggy! Leave her alone!" Now they start to stomp their high heels, insisting on getting the boar's attention. "Piggy, piggy! Hey! WE said leave her alone, you big bulging bully!" Clyde looks at the crowd of rescuers. He thinks, "Man, these guys are gay. What the hell was I thinking?! Being gay sucks!" Clyde runs off in his shame. Devouring acorns as he welcomes his new life of heterosexuality. Gee, thanks guys. Thanks for turning Clyde straight, letting him see the light and wickedness of his ways.

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