Ever notice that reptiles are a rare breed as a species in that they are one of the few species that NEVER
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Reptiles aren't a species, and the quality of growing throughout a whole lifespan isn't all that rare.
You lost me after that point.
You know what else grows throughout their entire lifespan? Trees. Do you suppose Xenu altered their DNA so they can't move and talk? Human history is full of stories of trees that move and talk, the Wizard of Oz or Lord of the Rings to name a few. There was a talking shrub in the Bible too, and it was on fire! Fire is the tool of Satan, so he must have been trying to shut it up. Then too, the US elected a talking shrub as president, so it must be true!
"Ever notice that reptiles are a rare breed as a species in that they are one of the few species that NEVER stop growing throughout their entire lifespan?"
Yes, some or all reptiles grow through out their lives, just as the human nose and ears do. Really, what I noticed right off is that reptiles are not a species.
"They apparently altered reptiles for their own purposes: to feed their own Titan-Giant offspring which 1-Enoch states that they had hoped would live five hundred years or more."
This is not apparent to me. Apparent to me is that you lack reins on your imagination and/or proper medications.
"Apparently one of the adverse side affects of the genetic manipulation was that some of the reptiles like T-Rex also began eating flesh instead of herbs."
Again, this is not apparent to me, however, the out-of-control imagination and lack of proper meds is becoming obvious.
Reptiles isn't a species, it's a class of species.
There is evidence that T-rex never ate plants. There is no evidence for the existence of "evil fallen angelic-spirits".
"According to the Scripture they also did not eat meat in the beginning but rather the green herbs and plants."
Yes, but this claim is unsubstantiated.
"Suppose for a moment the possibility of an evil fallen race of angelic-spirit beings coming down to earth and altering the genetic code of the living creation of YHWH 'Elohiym until they finally discovered that reptiles never stop growing? or that perhaps even their own alterations caused this anomaly?"
And why would I want to suppose this? Outside of writing some (probably) very bad science fiction, I can't imagine why you would "suppose" any of this.
"hey apparently altered reptiles for their own purposes: to feed their own Titan-Giant offspring which 1-Enoch states that they had hoped would live five hundred years or more. Apparently one of the adverse side affects of the genetic manipulation was that some of the reptiles like T-Rex also began eating flesh instead of herbs."
Oh, of course ! Why didn't I see it sooner?
Probably because it's fucking stupid .
Dear sir/madam;
I believe you are missing an "f" and a "u" from your screen name, for surely you should be "dafuq," as a warning.
For, indeed, dafuq did I just read?
Sincerely,
Ever notice that reptiles are a rare breed as a species in that they are one of the few species that NEVER stop growing throughout their entire lifespan?
The grass on my lawn doesn't, either. I think that was demons, too - it costs me almost $200 a month to keep it cut!
You know you've been out of religion long enough when you don't know what the fuck they are talking about. What or who the hell is "YHWH" or "Elohiym"? Jesus H. Christ, I used to be one now I don't know what the fuck they are talking about, and it has only been 5 years too.
It has been shown that crocodylians do stop growing, but I don't know about turtles or lepidosaurs.
@tranz2deep: Class, not phylum. Not that Linnaean ranks are remotely useful anyway.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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