Masturbating is not dishonoring God. Nothing is dishonoring God. Masturbation is dishonoring YOU. You defile temple of your body. You enjoy in lust and fleshy pleasure. It's humiliating yourself. Too bad rare are those who see this.
If it's nothing wrong, why don't you do it in the public? What are you ashamed of then?
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Um... there are a lot of things we don't do in public. Most people, including married couples, have sex in private. Just because something is a private matter, doesn't mean we're ashamed of it.
Have sex with your husband/wife in public, Markec, or eat some particularly messy food in full view of everyone, and then get back to us on how humiliating and wrong these things are.
Harry Palms: What makes you think I DON'T do it in public! *splucka-splucka-splucka*
The whole, 'temple of your body' thing is funny. Temples remind me of consuming the flesh and blood of someone, and the sacrificing of animals and humans to a faceless god. I'd rather treat my body as a police evidence room.
OK Markec - Jesus said when you should pray, your should pray in the privacy of your own home not on the street corner as the hypocrites do! Matthew 6:5
5And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. ....
I bet you pray in public you asshole. Humiliating yourself in public!
Hypocrite!
If it's nothing wrong, why don't you do it in the public? What are you ashamed of then? If there's nothing wrong with showering, peeing, or sleeping, why don't you do it in public? Why does most people insist on retreating to their beds to sleep in 9/10 cases?
Evidently, by this guy's logic, sleeping is defiling your... 'bodily temple'.
I don't tend to go down on my husband with an audience watching, but that doesn't mean I'm ashamed of it. I don't get dressed every day in public, but I'm not ashamed of it. I don't change my tampon while others watch, but I'm not ashamed. Masturbation falls under the same category.
One of the posters wrote, "do it in front of God and ask him about it". Yeah, that's what I'll do if there's a Heaven and a God and I get to see him. I'll strip off my jeans and starting wanking off in front of him.
I don't change my tampon while others watch, but I'm not ashamed. You ought to be. Every time you force the tampon into your genital opening, you defile your holy temple and... bah, I feel to stupid writing this that I'll just kill the damned sentence here.
Why don´t you fuck your wife in public, reprimend your children or just piss in public too?. Ok, nothing happens from masturbation, no STD or AIDS, no pregnancy, no hurting other people feelings, maybe a feel of loneliness but, what the Hell, as I can´t say that God is going to be bothered, almighty as he is, I will say that it makes you worse. Question mark award or WTF
If it's nothing wrong, why don't you do it in the public? What are you ashamed of then?
Some people do, usually, for some reason, while wearing a trench coat. They get arrested for it.
Assuming for a moment that we were created by your God, why would he make us need to urinate, deficate and have sex, all things most of us do in private, if it dishonored him?
Are you ashamed of having sex? If not, why don't you do it on the courthouse steps?
Are you ashamed of urinating? Ask your, good and loving God why he compels you to do something that makes you ashamed.
When I was a young fellow I considered treating my body like a temple. But then I figured n-a-a-a-w-w-w, and I've been treating it like an amusement park ever since. Oh, and I tried your suggestion twice on Times Square. No one even stopped to look.
funny, i never feel dishonoured. or humiliated. i just feel like doing it again after thirty seconds.
and seriously, what is this fundie obsession with sex, masturbation, and making sure you never ever ever ever under any circumstance feel pleasure?
Your body is not a temple, you can't do anything to defile it. It's just a chunk of meat with various fluids and things sloshing around in it, and if someone chooses to enjoy it a little bit, there's nothing wrong with that. If you don't like it, don't do it. But it's none of your business what anybody else does.
If it's nothing wrong, why don't you do it in the public?
Sorry, but exhibitionism isn't my thing. You're going to have to buy your porn like everybody else does.
Nothing's worse than having to look at, and listen to, someone praying in public.
Some things were never meant to be done on the street, no matter what Diogenes thought.
Masturbation is humiliating myself?
Gee, thanks for the sex tips markec! I'll try it out right after my SRS, being the kinky, humiliation loving sinner that I am.
Yes, how dare I defy my temple by reducing it's risk of prostate cancer!
"If it's nothing wrong, why don't you do it in the public? What are you ashamed of then?"
Same reason why I wouldn't go to the bathroom in public.
Seriously is that the best you could do?
You is stupid!
There is nothing wrong with going to the toilet or showering either, but I prefer to do that in private anyway. Me and hubby prefer to have sex in private as well.
What's the big diff between masturbating and having sex? Masturbating is just sex with someone you (hopefully) love. It's a way to get release, to relax, to get rid of built up tension. Small children do it, dogs do it, other animals as well, probably. Ergo; it's natural.
Please concentrate on bad things that actually hurt people, like trafficking, child-abuse, rape, murder, incest, post-pub violence. Stuff like that, m'kay?
> If it's nothing wrong, why don't you do it in the public? <
Well, if you feel that the hand is quicker than the eye . . .
lol
being human is baaaad!!
stupid fucks
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