obviously richard dawkins is stupid, the other day someone asked asked me "why i thought RNA retroviruses required reversed transcription of their genome and to give an example of viruses that don't" I answered instantaneously "god made it so" boom next question! Since i was born again i can answer any question 100 times faster than the first time i was born.
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I can't even deal with this.
"Why is the sky blue?" => "God made it so!" BOOM
You may be able to answer any quesion faster, but your answer is always WRONG. BOOM!
"obviously richard dawkins is stupid,"
No, that is not obvious. It is, in fact, untrue.
Translation: "Blah, blah, blah, jargon, jargon, don't I look smart?"
Well, there goes any hope of that look smart thing.
Of course you can, Dumdum, you no longer need to bother with that tiresome thinking.
I know this is old, but whenever I hear someone hollering about being born again, I just think "I was born just fine the first time, thanks".
Since i was born again i can answer any question 100 times faster than the first time i was born."
When you don't bother to give the right answer, it doesn't take as long.
Just because you can't understand Mr. Dawkins, doens't mean he is stupid; it actually sounds quite the opposite.
You could say, Absaraka, Dondelinger, or fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dong; it wouldn't change reality.
You could chant "I'm the smartest person in the world" till you were blue in the face and that wouldn't change reality either.
You seem to be at odds with reality.
Poe's Law is named after Nathan Poe on Christian forums and essentially says
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
Only a little problem, being born again is not going to give you the vaccine which will save billion lives. And if the Dawkites are going to, it would be hypocrite to profit from them after calling them stupid.
If this isn't a shining example of Poe's Law, then paricutin21 is the dumbest fundie of the week.
If I answered every question "No," it may be faster, but it's not necessarily right.
Gotta be a Poe. In fact, it reminds me of something that I read in a Lynda Barry cartoon:
"Jesus is the answer to everything."
"What's 7+6?"
"Jesus."
Read something by Dawkins and you'll see that, in fact, he's probably not actually that stupid. The fact that you can answer with lightning speed after you found the LORD [sic.] is that you give the same bloody answer every time.
When I read this, I immediately thought of a chorus of frogs in a swamp continually chirping, "goddidit, goddidit, goddidit ... "
They can keep it up for a long time, too, but it doesn't mean they know what they're talking about.
LOL, I wrote this on youtube a while back as a joke, i cant believe some people thought i was serious. Do i have to spoon feed satire to you guys. It was a response to a video that was making fun of Dawkins when he appears to be stumped by a question. I just googled my youtube name and it brought me here.
Your answer just brings up more questions, stupid.
You still haven't answered the part with "give an example of viruses that don't".
Ah, the American system!
"Why do it right, when you can do it fast!"
Hitting the Jeopardy! buzzer faster then the other players doesn't mean jack if you can't give the correct answer, assmonkey.
Man, what a terrible answer. The whole comment section of that video is full of this kind of moronic shit, mostly all ad hominems against Dawkins. I was hoping for at least ONE that was logical (and therefore thumbed down to that point where you have to click to show them) but I gave up after a few minutes of reading and seeing nothing but idiocy.
How do you know God made it so?
How do you know God told you?
How do you know the Bible is accurate?
How do you know the feeling in your heart is divine revelation and not just your imagination?
How do you know your religion is the right one when the followers of every religion have have same "feeling in your heart" to back them up? If it's not good enough for them, why is it good enough for you?
If your answer to the question only raises further questions, it's not a good answer. You should stop focusing on answering questions quickly and start focusing on answering them correctly.
'Goddidit'. The fallback excuse for ignorant fundies like you, paricuntin.
well, here's a question for you that you'll never answer, not without your precious 'Faith' being destroyed:
'WhodidGod'?!
...oh, and as the Bible is the source of ALL prohecy, as you lot always claim, then you'll be able to answer '100 times faster': What will be the next format coming up that'll replace Blu-Ray?
It's okay, I can wait...!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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