"But homosexuality is a disordered attraction for one's own sex that goes against the very design of God (and nature). It is so profoundly different from heterosexuality that marriage was never seriously contemplated for same sex couples until the later half of the last century."
There being not word one of condemnation - certainly within the story itself - of David & Jonathan. Anything said by your J-boy on the issue is curiously conspicuous by it's absence in the NT. The fact that the authoriser of the fundies' own fap-fodder, the KJV, was as gay as they come. Also, the location of the Prostate Gland: a major male erogenous zone. And how it can be stimulated. Why, it's as if homosexuality was designed?! Thus at a stroke is the whole concept of Cre(a)ti(o)nism utterly annihilated (to say nothing of 'Intelligent Design', but Kitzmiller vs. Dover did that already!).
...oh, and not forgetting (*Presses Tannoy microphone button*):
Paging Prof. SpukiKitty. Will Prof. SpukiKitty please go to the Nasser Ward for the Terminally Wet, as a patient (also wearing angel wings & wielding a NERF foam sword) in a bathtub full of Egyptian river water is waiting. And please bring examples of Homosexuality in Nature with you.